Discussion in 'Taters & Haters' started by Lioness, Oct 31, 2013.
No, I'm not drunk. No, I'm not high.
Yes, I'm a bitch. Yes, fuck you!
Now, make me love you.
Your sweet words are like honey dripping from my laptop screen.
That's just piss. Shuddap, and paint my toe nails already.
I will knead your soft, buttonish toes and gently sculpt those perfect blades of keratin with a file fashioned from baby seal bone
I do it better.
Y'all are like..
Lioness already loves me.
The first thing I need to do is get you a fresh coctail before you take a sip of that roofy-laced tonic, b'cause my bad...I completely mistook the bitchy title " I hate you " and totally misread the " make me love you " for the more familiar phrase " make love to me ". With that said, let's get you that drink because once you get your beer goggles on, the rest of this challenge will be so much easier on me
You already like me. Challenge completed.
Liarface, you lub us. ...I would bake you stuffs though.
Lioness is baked stuffs.
This is the 2nd time I reply in this thread, tell me if I don't care about you (tip: I spent some of my time to do it).
Sounds like a cheap date - two posts, each one sentence, one - four words long - c'mon man. If you think taking her to McDonalds qualifies as dinner, then good luck. I made reservations downtown - 5 star baby. Candle light, caviar, and a nice cabrini. Umm, uhh...dammn! You're not going to believe this, but it appears my wallet got left at home. Don't worry, I got next time.
You did your job well. You all get a raise.
Checks in the mail. Err... male.
Male = 53V3N
Fuck your face. Don't nobody want to please you d'er Copernicus.
But my username makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, right? Doesn't that count? Don't you love me? I thought we had something together. I thought I meant something to you. Why do you test me so? What more do I have to prove? Who do I need to screw around here to make you love me!?!?
Wuh woh. PICK ME PICK ME.
You are my one true love. My one any only, bitch. My one and only!
If I had one girl left, i think i would let her drop the bitch handle ... probably promote her to name status n shit. \,,/
What chica puts up with that until she explodes anyway? lol