Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? A. The Captains Dinghy! Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? A. The aids team. Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire? A. See you next period. Q. What do you call a female clown? A. A Clunt Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course? A. He fell off the ball washer! Q. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? A. Vomit Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex? A. They're called 'Predickamints' Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".' More jokes to come! Oh and Broken, I agree with you that the site has been boring lately. After the back to school season dies down, the n00by teeangers should stop posting about how "Oh, my life sucks, i'm gonna kill myself, blah blah, MTV, blah." Have fun cocksuckers!