So the other night I'm putting my pant back on, I turn off the computer and I begin to watch some tv. There is this television preacher man telling me about some No Evil Oil that he prayed over for 17 friggin days! And he is selling little viles of it so you anoint yourself and be healed. True story. So I use the interwebs to search for this guy and this oil. His website looks like Mickey Mouse did his branding. If you go, tell me that is not Disney font. So I wonder if I should send in an e-prayer request. Something that I need help with. "Dear Danny Davis Ministries, Thank you for praying over my No Evil Oil for 17 days. Question. If I use this No Evil Oil to masturbate to gay porn, will it: A. Hide my ejaculatory glee from God so that he cannot see my sin? or B. Make my penis burn and cause me to have a conditioned response to gay porn. ( It already burns a little bit anyway so I'm going to need more, please. ) Thank you for your time and consideration." He also told this lady that he was going to slap her and make her deaf ear open up. She gave him one of those "Shaniqua be all like.." looks, but he popped her anyway. It was hilarious! Share your funny stories, not the ones with the real preachers that really heal.