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  1. Jason

    Arriving in the middle of a joke...

    Let's pretend we arrived in the middle of a joke. We only hear a piece of it, but what a piece it is... I'll start... "He replied, "Whatever do you mean? I have to shave my frogs at least twice a day!"
  2. Jason

    The Jokes Thread

    Carrying on from the older joke thread, let's go... One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks. Little Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a...
  3. sofatyrant

    Things you've said to your body parts

    Ah mr. scalp, why must you be so... hairless?
  4. Jason

    If a crime were legal for 12 hours, what crime would you commit?

    I'd probably go with theft, so I can get a few REALLY expensive retro video games to add to my game room. ;) How about you?
  5. BRiT

    When two vegetarians have a rivalry, is it still called a beef?

    Question: When two vegetarians have a rivalry, is it still called a beef?
  6. Stardust

    You're so...

    I thought up this game, someone has already propably come up with it...but I think it may be fun :happysad: the game is that you say to the person above ex.. "youre so thin you, you can't go on a crack because youll fall in between"
  7. B

    A bunch of jokes.

    A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?” The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.” The...