jokes

  1. Magicplayer

    some yo momma jokes

    Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her! Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button. Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction. I made youtube video...
  2. Jason

    The Jokes Thread

    Carrying on from the older joke thread, let's go... One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asks. Little Johnny replies, "My goldfish died and I'm burying him." "That's an awful big hole for a...
  3. Stardust

    You're so...

    I thought up this game, someone has already propably come up with it...but I think it may be fun :happysad: the game is that you say to the person above ex.. "youre so thin you, you can't go on a crack because youll fall in between"
  4. Tostig

    New Game- Limericks

    Write a limerick about the person that's posted above you. Since there's nobody above me, i'll pick someone at random... the next person has to make one up about me, so on and so forth. Jason is a dirty son of a whore He made us think WTF was no more We whined and we cried And died a...
  5. B

    A bunch of jokes.

    A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?” The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.” The...