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shoplifting

  1. Billybob

    Don't shoplift.

    So my brother got himself a job as an assistant manager at Pier 1. But he decided that he wasn't making enough money, so he had an amazingly brilliant idea! "What I'll do," he said to himself in the mirror one morning, "is just steal something little. I'll do it every day, right into my...