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10 Ways to Have a Case of Diarrhea

dookie

OMGWTFBBQ!!1!
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i swear i found this page totally by accident!!!

here's a sample...
Ask yourself?
What did I eat yesterday?

Did you do one of the following?
  1. EAT A COCONUT
  2. EAT ONLY FRUITS ALL DAY
  3. EAT ONLY NUTS ALL DAY
  4. ONLY DRINK BEER AND NOT EAT
  5. EAT ONLY VEGETABLE OR POTATOES ALL DAY
  6. EAT ONLY MANGOS
  7. EAT A PINEAPPLE WHOLE
  8. EAT A DIET OF TOMATOES AND ONIONS, PEPPERS
  9. EAT ONLY RICE OR SPAGHETTI
  10. EAT ONLY BEANS
  11. DRANK ONLY JUICES, AND NOT WATER
hahahahaha!!!!! runny poop has never been so damn funny!! :D
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
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Descent's Intestines said:
Eat four pitas, with every bite dipped in a huge-ass glob of hummous.
You missed that one.
 

Brazen

BAD, BOLD, BRAZEN
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Man i hate runny poop, feels like your pissing out your ass.
 

necro

Postaholic
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Convienient that a "dookie" would make a post about runny shit. That's consistant.

As for runny shit in itself, maybe it's just me, but your balloon-tie feels like its on fire.

Shit on toast? Maybe the runny stuff, but Feces on a Stick is the next Fair Food of the Century.
 

bombchu

b-o-n-e-r
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This list is lame.
There are a lot of things that could make you get diarrhea if that was all you ate.
 

KareBare

Flame Bait
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where did you find this?

They have some pretty strange things on the net!
 

KareBare

Flame Bait
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necro gone bad said:
Convienient that a "dookie" would make a post about runny shit. That's consistant.

As for runny shit in itself, maybe it's just me, but your balloon-tie feels like its on fire.

Shit on toast? Maybe the runny stuff, but Feces on a Stick is the next Fair Food of the Century.

eeewwww!!!!

"recycle your food, recycle your food" :cool:
 

bullettip

Fresh Meat
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man this is the first post i am making on this website. there is some pritty strange stuff. but it is all good.
 

DIZNUTS

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bullettip said:
man this is the first post i am making on this website. there is some pritty strange stuff. but it is all good.
weirdo...