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104 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

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::::::104 Fun Things To Do At Walmart::::::

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

37. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

52. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

57. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

58. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

68. If you’re female: Take some men’s clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist “But I AM a man” if the attendant says anything. If you’re a man, vice versa.

69. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.

72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)

73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

79. One word: STREAK!

80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

81. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster.

83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.

88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

90. Put lingerie in the men's department.

91. Put super sexy women’s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.

92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

94. Put condoms in the mannequin's hands, and cigarettes in their mouths.(Safety warning: Leave cigarettes unlit.)

95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy.

98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

100. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

101. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

102. Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.

103. With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works)

104. Steal a Walmart shirt, and the possibilities are endless.BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.
 

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We used to get drunk and play floor hockey in the Walmart in Pocatello Idaho.

Then again, there's not a lot to do besides get drunk in Pocatello Idaho. But Walmart is a great place to entertain drunk people.
 
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This isn't exactly Wal-mart, but it's something funny and random to do. Sneak a whole watermelon into the movie theatre. Hell yes it's possible. OK, I didn't really sneak it in. It was too damn big. I might be able to find pictures of it, but I don't talk to the girl that took them anymore :/
This watermelon was huge and we cut it right there during the movie. :thumbsup:
 

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hehe, me and my friends did that in the acme close by one summer. well not exactly. we kind of lived there. they had this little display of an lawnware and we just ate food while sitting in the chairs and at the tables. we did it discreetly ofcourse. one more thing you forgot:

105: when you hear people approaching quickly climb into one of the refrigerators and pretend you were frozen there. if they open it fall out as stiff as a board of wood and dont move.
 
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hehe, me and my friends did that in the acme close by one summer. well not exactly. we kind of lived there. they had this little display of an lawnware and we just ate food while sitting in the chairs and at the tables. we did it discreetly ofcourse. one more thing you forgot:

105: when you hear people approaching quickly climb into one of the refrigerators and pretend you were frozen there. if they open it fall out as stiff as a board of wood and dont move.
lol. I can see that being pretty funny. It would hurt like fuck though. Perhaps get some blue makeup or some shit like thata and put it all over you, and then...err...I don't know, just get some really flaky gel and put it in your hair. If you don't want to fall over I suppose you could just act like you're crammed in there and stuck. heh, that sounds fun. :thumbsup:

It's fun to piss the people off at the dollar store(fuck yes I shop there sometimes) and ask them how much something is. :thumbsup:
 

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lol. I can see that being pretty funny. It would hurt like fuck though. Perhaps get some blue makeup or some shit like thata and put it all over you, and then...err...I don't know, just get some really flaky gel and put it in your hair. If you don't want to fall over I suppose you could just act like you're crammed in there and stuck. heh, that sounds fun. :thumbsup:

It's fun to piss the people off at the dollar store(fuck yes I shop there sometimes) and ask them how much something is. :thumbsup:
thats funny. i went to the dollar store and argued with the cashier about the price of something for 5 minutes and threatened to sue. you see everything is a dollar, but then you got sales tax so its comes to 1.06 (or 1.05 if its only 99 cents) (in NJ). so i argued with her that it was a ripoff everythign was supposed to be a dollar, but this cost me 1.06. she had to explain sales tax to me
 
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good lord i can't belive he acually came up with 104 things to do in there. thats bordom at its best. you know what i do when i'm really board? come into WTF.com hehehe
 

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Man that was really long so I didnt read it all but I know one of the FUNNIEST things to do in a Walmart is to run into the store and yell "IMMIGRATION!!!!!!".................... :cool:
 
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Man that was really long so I didnt read it all but I know one of the FUNNIEST things to do in a Walmart is to run into the store and yell "IMMIGRATION!!!!!!".................... :cool:
HAHAH!!!!!! :thumbsup:
I've never thought about that. I guess I'm just not fucked up enough to do that.

I run into 7-11 and do that
 

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106. Tackle a little kid right in front of their parents and tell him/her a car was coming. BTW, do this IN THE STORE!

107. Get ahold of a vest, perhaps from a friend that works there, pretend to open a register, then when about 5 or 6 people are standing in line walk away.
 

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107. Get ahold of a vest, perhaps from a friend that works there, pretend to open a register, then when about 5 or 6 people are standing in line walk away.

That is when i tackle him and tell him that a car was coming then proceed to stick his head in the register and slam it repeatedly and then i would walk away.
 
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109(someone posted a second 105...). If the Wal-Mart has computers hooked up to the internet, log onto them and register at wtf.com. :thumbsup:
 

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just walk around asking random people "have you heard the word of K.I.S.S. today?" while going to the register when the cashier asks "will there be anything else today?" just happily say "i had pudding today", when they say "excuse me?" say "I get to poop again tommorow.."
 

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110. If it was raining when you got there, screech your shoes all the time until you reach the carpeting section, then wipe them off of all the water, mud, etc. left on there.

111. 2 words...Super Soaker :thumbsup:
 

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112. Take a bottle of coke out of the refrigators at the checkout line, and proceed to drink half of it. when you checkout argue that you only need to pay for half of said pop. when you continue to argue, chug the rest of the coke say loudly "now it's free muahahah!!" and sprint out of the door.

113. go to the food stop and order a quarter pounder.

114. collect sevreal items to have a camp in the store. call the food court and arrange dilevery to your campsite.
 

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115. Fucking say any God-damn bullshit thing you fucking wanna (excessively curse).

116. Go to the entertainment section and request any kind of bizarre porn (incest, beastiality, BDSM) and when they tell you that they don't carry it, make a HUGE fucking scene about it.

117. Pants some random person right in front of the store (preferably around 4 or 5 PM, since there are more spectators).

118. Dress yourself up as the big yellow smilie mascot and run through the aisles yelling, "It's all gotta go!!!" while you knock shit off of the shelves.