Other 2020 Kentucky Derby

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Ladies and Gentleman.
Prepare your anuses (anii?) for this years Kentucky Derbyyyyy (Yes, i can already feel the apathy from BS, and the thread ain't even started, Yo)
Anyway, my fondest memories as a kid was watching the Kentucky Derby with my Grandparents, and it so happens I'm taking my daughter to see her Grandmother in Nevada this weekend, aaand I will be in Casino Country !!!

I was checking the odds on this Cat named Major Fed, and this dude is running @ 50-1 odds with a name like that!
Yeah, that's how i select which Horse to bet on ... his name. So far I'm 0/0. Never done this before!

I will be dropping a smooth $10 on him ... not enough to sweat over, and not enough to bash my head on the concrete if i lose.
Gimme that $500!

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Look at that Muscular Beast!!! (roll that beautiful bean footage)

Anyone else care to put up their wagers?
Talk horses running in circles?
Take a break from that Political agenda, my friend, come on in and have a well deserved breather, and a Martini.
All BS Hate welcome.

Let's go racing!
 
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BlastemSkyHigh

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God I could tell you about some of the stories in our house from that Kentucky Derby my Dad loved watching and my mom was just in love with the horses,going in it strong because both my families came from horse country.
Hope you have a great time!
 
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Scooter

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I will be dropping a smooth $10 on him ... not enough to sweat over, and not enough to bash my head on the concrete if i lose.
Gimme that $500!

Anyone else care to put up their wagers?
Talk horses running in circles?
Take a break from that Political agenda, my friend, come on in and have a well deserved breather, and a Martini. All BS Hate welcome.

Let's go racing!
Bet $10 on EVERYTHING. You're bound to win something.

By BS hate, do you mean BeautifulSniper? Did his mother get fucked by a horse? Is he a unicorn? I'm pretty sure he isn't a Pegasus. Dude ain't got no wings.
 
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BlastemSkyHigh

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Damn,
Authentic won with the favored Tiz the Law coming in second and Mr. Big News finishing third.

Hope you didn't drop too much on that race.