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50 cent(?)s amazon review for deep fryer(!!?)

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Banned - What an Asshat!
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i dunno, it's odd..
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Girl, I Got the Cool-Touch (remix by Diddy), September 6, 2005
[size=-1][/size][font=verdana,arial,helvetica][size=-1]Reviewer: J.E. Swearingen - See all my reviews [/size][/font]---------------------------
Ugh, girl
Yeah
You know I like to, ugh
Yeah, slow it down a little bit
Yeah, slow it down getta grip

(Keyboards come in, DJ Deepfry on vocals)

Girl, you know I got the cool-touch
Like you never felt from nonesuch
A gentleman with a cold clutch
Pop it into third or is too much?

(2ndNKommand on mic)

I likes to deep fry
naw girl don't be shy
my batter gonna splatter
drip drip on your thigh
careful not in your eye
not that i want to imply
that i'm not a nice guy

(breakbeats, Diddy comes in)
Yeah! Give it up!
Yeah! Give it up!
Yeah! Give it all up!

you see most g's they want it easy
but girl i wanna you to exsqueez me
that batter comment was out of line
been on this cold medication gets me high
went into the kitchen and forgot why
i came in there was it for my meat pie
no it was for this vitamin supplement
gotta take'em girl or i'll need a splint

(record scratch, Diddy comes in again)

What?! What?! What?! What?! What?!

in my arteries
it ain't no lottery
doctor said i'd be dead
eatin' food fried in grease

yeah, girl
gotta eat more omega-tre's girl

(Diddy...again...sigh)

That's Omege-3's y'all
Important part of the diet
If you wanna get-a get'em stay quiet
I recommend the pan-seared halibut from the Martha's Vineyard Hyatt
My rhymes are so dope it's make you think I'm Quiet Riot
Remember they had that song "Cum on Feel the Noise?"
I got iTunes I think I'll buy it
Hey get that Mac running for me
No the other buttton
Yeah, below it
Thing takes forevs to start up, for real
Yeah, it's a Burberry umbrella
Got it for a steal, man, a steal at Urban Outfitters
What you mean the mics still on?

(Keyboards again, vocals from DJ Deepfry)

Girl, you know I got the cool-touch
Like you never felt from nonesuch
A gentleman with a cold clutch
Pop it into third or is too much?

(fade)

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