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500$ from behind

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
 

msalyss85

Banned - What an Asshat!
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I saw that on ebaums. Good one, though.
 

gurlgonewild

Was machen Sie?
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ain't that special?
lmfao excellent humor!

tell me more, tell me more....
 
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hahahaha that's freaking great. I have to remember that one.