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[56K can't play] Chewbacca: Modern Day Wookiee

Jung

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The first time I saw Star Wars, it was the greatest thing ever. It had trash-talking bounty hunters, light sabers, massive space battles, and roaring wookiees that might tear a gay robot’s arms off at any minute. Fifteen years or so went by and the world had not been too kind to Star Wars. Mediocre movies and increasingly shitty video games had all but spoiled any good will I felt towards the franchise. Until “Knights of the Old Republic” was released that is. But this article isn’t about that wonderful game, it’s about celebrating the biggest hero of Star Wars. He doesn’t have the force or even an intelligible language, but he’s got a lot of moxie and a head-to-toe fur coat that predates Huckleberry Hound suits with cock sheaths and ass flaps. I am of course referring to Chewbacca: Modern Wookiee.














More to come soon...
 

breakology

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He is just lucky to be covered in fur so he does'nt have to shop for clothes. Have you ever seen the clothes they sell at big & tall stores? They are real kewl, if you don't mind looking like the largest 3 year old on the planet.
 

Jason

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Speaking of wookies, I'm compiling my Christmas list right now..

...but I'm quite the stumped one.. What do you get a wookie, when he already has a comb? ;)
 

Skorch

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Jason said:
Speaking of wookies, I'm compiling my Christmas list right now..

...but I'm quite the stumped one.. What do you get a wookie, when he already has a comb? ;)
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