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57% of college girls want to sleep with angelina jolie..

void

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ok.. but why isn't sarah silverman on this list? :mad:


According to Playboy magazine, 54 percent of college gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Brad Pitt and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Angelina Jolie.
Meanwhile, 26 percent of the gals would sleep with Justin Timberlake.
23 percent have the hots for Britney Spears, the same percentage that would usher Usher into their bed.
20 percent would say “oh yes” to The O.C. star Adam Brody.
12 percent want to spend a night in Paris Hilton.
Finally, Beyonce Knowles may be “Bootylicious” but only four percent of co-eds want to sleep with her.
 

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Darklight said:
what are you doing with all those thumbs.. oh.. that!

she's quite a talented girl that angelina.. with all those thumbs in her.. .. .. mouth.
 

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I can make up stats too it's fun! Playboy got nothing on me!

According to WTF magazine, 54 percent of WTF gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Unforgiven and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Icka.
Meanwhile, 26 percent of the gals would sleep with Void.
23 percent have the hots for Meh_it_all, the same percentage that would usher MaxPower into their bed.
20 percent would say “oh yes” to The B&T star I Hate the FCC.
12 percent want to spend a night in zoloftcarrole's "hotel".
Finally, JLXC may be “Bootylicious” but only four percent of WTFers want to sleep with him.
 

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JLXC said:
I can make up stats too it's fun! Playboy got nothing on me!

According to WTF magazine, 54 percent of WTF gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Unforgiven and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Icka.
Meanwhile, 26 percent of the gals would sleep with Void.
23 percent have the hots for Meh_it_all, the same percentage that would usher Descent into their bed.
20 percent would say “oh yes” to The B&T star I Hate the FCC.
12 percent want to spend a night in zoloftcarrole's "hotel".
Finally, JLXC may be “Bootylicious” but only four percent of WTFers want to sleep with him.
descent?

are these percentages of a total group of three people?

;)
 

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void said:
descent?

are these percentages of a total group of three people?

;)
Hey I edited that! You naughty quoter! Bad void... bad!
 
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void said:
Angelina Jolie, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Usher, Adam Brody, Paris Hilton, Beyonce Knowles.
Pfft I wouldn't sleep with any of those people. Then again, I'm not in college. I'm college age though, does that count? :happysad:
 

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zoloftcasserole said:
Pfft I wouldn't sleep with any of those people. Then again, I'm not in college. I'm college age though, does that count? :happysad:
I am so heartbroken... I musn't cry.. no... awwww.... :(
 
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I said I would'nt sleep with any of these people:

zoloftcasserole said:
Angelina Jolie, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Usher, Adam Brody, Paris Hilton, Beyonce Knowles.
Sheesh!

P.S. And I would not sleep with Descent, either.
 

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zoloftcasserole said:
I said I would'nt sleep with any of these people:



Sheesh!

I was feeling bad for Angelina, she likes you... why wont you return her phone calls? It's so sad. Justin gave up on you some time ago, something about "She's out of my league!" or something.

;)
 

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zoloftcasserole said:
I said I would'nt sleep with any of these people:



Sheesh!
keep your cool a little, my dog's sleeping..
i responded to your original post, pre-edit..
sorry if i pressed a button or something.. :happysad:




(does she have a thing for descent?)
 
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Aw............ I want to sleep w/ Angelina Jolie... :pray:
she's hot!
But I'm not a college chick...
Wonder what's the poll's like if it's "how many college dudes would wanna sleep w/........"



*edit grammar*
 

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Linksy said:
97% of statistics aren't true.;)

That's bullshit. It's 94% of all statistics aren't true, where Do you get your statistics. Sheesh.
 

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Angelina Jolie: I Would Sleep With My Female Fans! I Love Women

April 10, 2005, 6:51:52



Angelina Jolie claims she'd sleep with her female fans.
The bi-sexual actress admits she's been in a serious relationship with a woman in the past and says she was amazed at the feelings she discovered during their romance.
The twice-wed star said: I was surprised when I suddenly found myself having these feelings for a girl, wanting to kiss her and wanting to touch her. I genuinely love other women. I guess I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans! .
But if I want to kiss another woman, that's a beautiful thing. I'm not ashamed of any experiences I've had. Earlier this year, Angelina claimed she's an expert at lesbian sex, saying she knows exactly how to satisfy a woman.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/33962004.htm

oh, well that fucking settles that.. she's an expert.
 

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Everybody wants to sleep with Angelina Jolie, if they say no, they're liars.

Who's up for posting their "To-Do" lists?

I'll start. Not necessarily in order but Keria Knightley def #1, Angelina def last on my list.

1: Keira Knightley
2: Portia De Rossi
3: PJ Harvey
4: Kinnie Starr
5: Naomi Watts
6: Angelina Jolie

I can't remember the rest of my list right now.
 

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if based on looks..

1. sarah silverman.
2 penelope cruz.
3. salma hayek.

if based on bedroom dynamics..

1. lydia lunch.
2. diamanda galas.
3. sarah connor.

if based on empathy..

1. joni mitchell. (1970-1974)
2. polly jean harvey.
3. arundhati roy

if based on spite..

1. the bush twins.
2. most other vacuous media holes.
3. ann coulter, tie her up and.. actually i think i detest her so much i would get ED..