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_Kitana_

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586 thoughts and post of jesse....

im going to try and do this in an hour drunk


1. i missed having a foot warmer.
 

_Kitana_

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2. you know how you always fixed the computer when it broke down and didn't work, i really missed that.
 

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3. everytime i put oil in my car. Well i always thought how you always over filled it.
 

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4. I missed how you use to cook me noodles and made me feel like it was a five corse meal.
 

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5. You know how you mix my drink for me. Yeah, umm i doing that myself but your welcome to when you get back

6. I missed your half eaten food in the firdge. Ok so i don't but hey i think about it.

7. I missed hearing you laugh

8. the ticktles, we have to tickle each other

9. ohhhhhhh showering together. I always think of that when i am in the shower

10. sex would be nice

11. cuddles.

12. I missed having you put my drunken ass to bed so i didn't make a foold of myself
 

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13. I miss you getting grumpy when i go to buy shoes. I often found myself feeling guilty cause of this.

14. I missed you being confused about my new undies

15. oh you know how you make a mess of everything in the house, i didn't miss that. But i thought about it

16. I missed having you watch car racing and not know whats going on or who winning

17. I miss you coming up behing me

18 OHHHH KILLING SPIDERS. you need to get home, i have like a whole family
 

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19. I miss reading my poetry to you

20. Having you pick up all the pens, markers, color penciles and stuff and scooting me over to get into bed. then making sure i was comfy

21. I don't miss you stealing my pillows

22. I miss your death grip when sleeping

23. YOUR VOICE

24. I miss a certain part of you that just always seems to be hanging around.

25. I miss us fighting abou movies, I can't watch a movie..cause there no one to fight with if i can watch it
 

dustinzgirl

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Thats only 25. Im telling him you are slacking! LMAO
 

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26. the sci-fi channel. I haven't watched it since you been gone

27. or the action channel

28. nor the play boy channel

29 Come to think of it I think how great it is that if i wanted to i could watch other things

30. I miss dumb gobble question. I mean like. you know

31. I miss having someone to toss my rings at when i get mad

32. i miss having that target help me find them.
 

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33. FLOWERS... i miss flowers. I get flowers for everything

34. I miss wrestling you

35. I miss walking in the park

36. stuff leaves down your shirt and pants.

38. you know how our toliet doesn't flush right.... well yeah

i think of you cause you use to get mad at me cause i could never get it to work and make it work....

39 I miss holding hands

40. I miss you wondering why i spend so long on my nails
 

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41. glitter

42. getting lip stick on your lips

43. tricky you into buying me stuff

44. bitting ya

45. having someone to have angry toes at

46. no gobbles to gobble back at gobbles

47. baby hugs miss tugs.... cause tugs went bye bye.

48. how you washed my hair... mmmmmmmmm

49. The way you err um lick.

50. this was about the day i realized that life kind of sucked with out you
 

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51. I come to realize its a good thing these a number cause i owuld lose count of my thoughts of you

52. You know how you made stuff for yourself and i could eat it. I miss that

53. gummy bear porn

54. i miss cheating at games to beat you

55. i miss you cheating at chess

56. i miss beating you in racing games

57. i miss slow dancing

58 singing to each other

59. All i really want is one more day. TO make you change your mind and want to stay all you have to do is close your eyes and i ll be there

60. your coffee smelling breath.
 

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61. stealing you gum

62. having you complain cause i used your toothbrush.

62. hey did you know sence you been gone, i use my own.

63. Its easier to hide what i break from ya, well i kind of like that

64. having someone to steal blankets from

65. Listening to your heartbeat

70. having someone to watch the stars
 

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71. having someone to dance in the rain with

72. swimming, i miss swimming with you

73. having someoen to look cute for

74. I miss waking you up when i get scared.

75. your farts. Everytime i crawl into bed and I don't hear one nor smell it. it is jsut like something is missing

76. Speaking of which i often wonder if yours or sables are worse

77. Someone to watch sleep

78. I miss giving you massages

79. I miss you kool-aid even though you n ever put enough sugar

80. I miss making fun of you... its harder when you was in iraq
 

_Kitana_

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81. wearing your clothes.

82. I miss the smell of you

83. your smile

84 your eyes and how big and bright they are,

85. your lil growl

86 it was about this time i realzied we had 500 days left and life sucked

87 VROOM

88. Someone to color pictures for and have them see them

89. Someone to hid and find x-mass gifts from

90. Someone to plet with snowballs
 

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91. I miss your meat and potato brutto fetish

92. I miss finding candy you hid from me

93. I don't miss your taste in ICE cream. YUCKY starbucks

94. I miss playing EQ with you

95. someone to take lots of pictures of

96. someone to take to parties with me

97. i miss messy up your hair, well when you had hair

98. i miss the scratches from when you don't shave

99. hehe, that little boyish look when you want something

100.. that fish look you get when you say but GOBBLES.... i want
 

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101. Its not as much fun embarsing you, when your not here

102. About this time I realized that I was pretty insane for you.

103. Finding your smelly socks stuck in your boots from work and getting rid of the smell... that really made me think of you

104. if you was here right now, i would being typing this

105. I miss you yelling about all my stuff animails

106. I miss you buying me more

107. HUGGLES

108. I miss how you say "Hey nice shoes, want to fuck"

109. I miss how you think your lil jimmy with a v6 is a big bad demon

110. I miss my camaro... wait thats not a thought of you, i miss speeding with my camaro and you in it... hehe..
 

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111. How many people are going to read this list about my thoughts about you, sorry but i just thought this

112. MAKE UP SEX. Some how fighting with you in Iraq sucks, cause there is no make up sex

113. I miss you trying to get you army Engineer ring back

114. I miss your millitary ass

115. I miss taking off your uniform

116. i miss you when i am horny the most

117. Gobbles i am fucking wased and can't think anymore but i know that you would make me think and i miss you for that

118. I miss randomly licking you

119. I miss falling a sleep in your arms

120. UR nose. It was the first thing i noticed about you. Did i ever tell ya.
 

_Kitana_

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121. I miss using your razor

122. u know how you wear my flipflops and it pisses me off.. i always thought it was kind of cute

123. I miss having someone to help clean

124. how u use to do the dishes.... hehe I REALLY MISSED THAT

125. know when i am ridding in a car and we are in the backseat having you to lean up against. I miss that

126. How u kind of made everything all better

127. I love how you don't back down from me

128. U know how you struggle with that one bra to get it undone, everytime i wear it. I miss that.

129. having someone to bake brownies for and stuff

130. when your rubbed my toes.
 
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