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Your afraid of spiders and you have aspirations of becoming the next Martha Stewart.


Am I right ?
 

MaxPower

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LEAVEMEALONE said:
wrong ,and yes
Your mother finally admitted to your father, the reason why they're both pastey skinned, red haired, Irish descent; yet you have a big 1970's fro and you're skin is a mid toned mocha?

 
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For the love of Jesus Joseph and Mary leave me alone CALM DOWN !.....Get a grip man....no one here is implying torts are a laughing matter. Ok ? We just think you should maybe get started, were all hungry ! God !

(And while your at it perhaps you could needle point some dainty doilies to make for an attractive presentation)
 

LEAVEMEALONE

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nonono

no, your wrong in assuming that i the great martha jr. , would waste my time on such menial tasks, im currently working on an easter centerpiece.....god do you know anything?
 
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Of course ! Ive been a fool ! I should have known you had loftier goals than a lowly tart. Please forgive my transgressions, and I have much to learn. I consider myself nothing more than a sewer rat and will now go crawl under a rock.
 

shep

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LEAVEMEALONE said:
no, your wrong in assuming that i the great martha jr. , would waste my time on such menial tasks, im currently working on an easter centerpiece.....god do you know anything?
Can you make beer cookies?hmmm
 

LEAVEMEALONE

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that i can shep....and theres no need to hide under a rock,ill make you a cottage, a cottage made out of spam and popsical sticks, because i can god damn it,....because i can.
 
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Well I do enjoy spam on a Saturday morning so I say a resounding YES ! Build that spam house and I shall inhabit it. I shall live there and I shall eat my house till it is no more.
 

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Can we also install an automatic beer dispencer?We could run pvc pipes through out the house with forced air in it.Im a lazy prick and this would work for me :thumbsup:
 
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