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Broken

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A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?”

The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.”

The first daughter says, “That’s not true.”

He says, “I’ll prove it.”

He yells down the stairs, “Both of them?”

His friend yells back, “Of course, both of them.”
 

Michael Bolton

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ill have to try that the next time my dad sends me upstairs to get me his slippers, I wonder if it'll work...?

















wait a minute...
 

otepsoul

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lol thats good, heres one for you. dont take offense if it makes u feel bad.

Q. how do u fit 100 jews in a car????

A. 2 in the front 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.
 

GottaHurt

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otepsoul said:
lol thats good, heres one for you. dont take offense if it makes u feel bad.

Q. how do u fit 100 jews in a car????

A. 2 in the front 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.
Copy/Paste into the archives. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

badassmtbiker

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otepsoul said:
lol thats good, heres one for you. dont take offense if it makes u feel bad.

Q. how do u fit 100 jews in a car????

A. 2 in the front 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Hmm.. did we just turn this thread into Tell us your most offensive, off-color joke?

Please say yes. Please say yes.
 

authority2bitch

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badassmtbiker said:
What's black and blue and hates sex?

The twelve year-old in my trunk


Bring it
im not black..or blue.....and i dont hate sex...and i dont wanna b in ur trunk, but i DO wanna b in ur back seat :D
 

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authority2bitch Quote:
Originally Posted by badassmtbiker
What's black and blue and hates sex?

The twelve year-old in my trunk


Bring it

im not black..or blue.....and i dont hate sex...and i dont wanna b in ur trunk, but i DO wanna b in ur back seat

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Holy shit the lines that score chicks these days!!! ROFL.. twisted
 

badassmtbiker

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Broken said:
authority2bitch Quote:
Originally Posted by badassmtbiker
What's black and blue and hates sex?

The twelve year-old in my trunk


Bring it

im not black..or blue.....and i dont hate sex...and i dont wanna b in ur trunk, but i DO wanna b in ur back seat

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Holy shit the lines that score chicks these days!!! ROFL.. twisted

Don't you wish your boyfriend was swass like me
 

otepsoul

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alright

ok i have one more - there is a black guy and a white guy,the black guy says i have a new car when i honk the horn it goes honky honky,the white guy says i have a new chain saw when i start it up it goes vroom ***** ***** *****.

Q. aight maybe 1 more joke what does a sprinkler say???????

A. chink chink chink chink chink....

:thumbsup: :)
 

GottaHurt

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Well since it's getting off color...

Q:How do you save a negro from drowning?
A:Take your foot off his head.


Q:How do you starve a negro?
A:Hide his welfare check underneath his workboots.
 

otepsoul

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nice lol :thumbsup: how do u save your self a dollar kill a home less person,then one less hobo will ask u for spare change.
 
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