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A funny thing happened yesterday...

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Well, I wouldn't exactly call it funny, but it was entertaining.

I was driving my mother's car (like every cool person does :cool: ), driving along dirt roads, going the speed limit (50 km/h), and there was a semi-hidden driveway. Me, being unfamiliar with the road, noticed 2 people standing by the side of the road. One was weed whacking, the other was standing there with 2 dogs.

So, I was driving, thinking that, for some reason, the dogs were well-trained. It turns out I was wrong. They break free of their owner, and dash towards the car. I think they wanted to die or something. Makes me wonder whether the owners were fit to take care of those animals. They weren't small dogs either.

So, they come dashing towards the car like 2 bats out of hell, and stop, right in front of the car. I hit the brakes (anti-lock brakes), narrowly missing the first dog. The second dog saw what had just transpired, and thought "fuck this... let him get hit."

So, the second dog stops, the first one is almost transformed into road kill. Lucky for my lightning-like (yea, right) reflexes, I was able to spare the lives of both those animals. The owner was pretty pissed off, though.

I turned around, because it appeared the road came to a dead end. When I passed them again, I heard hear yell "Slow the FUCK DOWN!" The funny thing is, I even had both my windows closed. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw her throw something at the car. Nothing hit, though, or I woulda gone back and personally kicked her ass.
 
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Some people just don't want to accept responsibility for their own stupidity. Sad really.
 

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I've crunched a few before because there was nothing I could do. Most of them I was able to stop for. Around here people know when a dog gets ran over it's the dog's fault (the problem dogs, who like to run out in front of and chase cars) and don't have a problem. You did stop after you hit ther dog didn't you???
 
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I didn't hit either dog.

I came close to the first dog, though.
 
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But of course. How do you think I've stayed alive?
 

bnccoder

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tiger_86 said:
But of course. How do you think I've stayed alive?
Learning, thinking, making it a point to piss people off everyone once in a while, and remembering to laugh.
 
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bnccoder said:
Learning, thinking, making it a point to piss people off everyone once in a while, and remembering to laugh.
Well, that too.
 

Nemesis

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To geht back on topic, u shoulda just stopped the car and... oh wait, the dogs..... nah, keepgood choice u made there.
 

ChilianFuckFace

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At the moment you stopped, you should have made a quick turn and head for the owner of the dogs. Taking her life would have been a smart idea. :thumbsup:
 
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And make sure she doesn't have kids. If she has kids get them too. Do the world a favor and eliminate her gene pool.
 

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Unforgiven said:
Well, I wouldn't exactly call it funny, but it was entertaining.

I was driving my mother's car (like every cool person does :cool: ), driving along dirt roads, going the speed limit (50 km/h), and there was a semi-hidden driveway. Me, being unfamiliar with the road, noticed 2 people standing by the side of the road. One was weed whacking, the other was standing there with 2 dogs.

So, I was driving, thinking that, for some reason, the dogs were well-trained. It turns out I was wrong. They break free of their owner, and dash towards the car. I think they wanted to die or something. Makes me wonder whether the owners were fit to take care of those animals. They weren't small dogs either.

So, they come dashing towards the car like 2 bats out of hell, and stop, right in front of the car. I hit the brakes (anti-lock brakes), narrowly missing the first dog. The second dog saw what had just transpired, and thought "fuck this... let him get hit."

So, the second dog stops, the first one is almost transformed into road kill. Lucky for my lightning-like (yea, right) reflexes, I was able to spare the lives of both those animals. The owner was pretty pissed off, though.

I turned around, because it appeared the road came to a dead end. When I passed them again, I heard hear yell "Slow the FUCK DOWN!" The funny thing is, I even had both my windows closed. I looked in my rear view mirror and saw her throw something at the car. Nothing hit, though, or I woulda gone back and personally kicked her ass.
people should be more responsable about their animals and then she has the right to yell at you. Go back and tell her to Fuck Off. Or perposly go down the street goin like 120 to really piss her off. thats wat i would do. :cool:
 

bnccoder

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tiger_86 said:
And make sure she doesn't have kids. If she has kids get them too. Do the world a favor and eliminate her gene pool.
I pissed in her gene pool.
 
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freak666 said:
people should be more responsable about their animals and then she has the right to yell at you. Go back and tell her to Fuck Off. Or perposly go down the street goin like 120 to really piss her off. thats wat i would do. :cool:
Or hire one of those Ford 250's i think they are, those huge beast vehicles and attach the biggest semi-illegal bull bar to it and try to hit 200 going down past that house :)