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a lazy sunday afternoon...

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yep... here i sit on a lazy sunday afternoon... no car, no girl, but a lot of boredom... the main reason i'm typing this. 4:45 pm... i've been sitting here till 11:00 am. i got a pain in my side... i got emptiness in my heart

fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me? i'm going craaaaaazzzzyyyyy.

somebody shoot me. kthxbye

yep. life's great :rolleyes:
 

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Everybody gets cabin fever... just get pissed about something :thumbsup:

Seriously. Anger is a great distractor if you're bored.
 

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you need to find yourself a hobby that might take you outside....it doesnt even have to be physical if you dont want it to....something like RC airplanes or something.....or...say...photography.....i dunno...something so that youre not couped inside all day...
 
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mariusthegreat said:
you need to find yourself a hobby that might take you outside....it doesnt even have to be physical if you dont want it to....something like RC airplanes or something.....or...say...photography.....i dunno...something so that youre not couped inside all day...
i work outside 8 or more hours a day, 5 days a week. the weekend is a time for inside :D . it's too damn hot to do anything anyway.
 

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Unforgiven said:
i work outside 8 or more hours a day, 5 days a week. the weekend is a time for inside :D . it's too damn hot to do anything anyway.
Fuck. There's all kinds of things to do in the house. You could surf granny porn,or tranny porn,what ever works for you. You could chase flies around the house. Lets not forgeht the ever loving,hot wax on the ol' wang. ;)
Or at least you could spend your spare time constuctively,and send gay porn e-mails to MaxPower,he loves that shit. :D
 

MaxPower

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Only when you send them. You have such a way with words.
 

Seije

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I'm bored too..but I just got back from cedar point and Canada...so I'll just rest some more

I chased flies around the house once...you catch'em and put them in the freezer and they go into hibernation like passing out....then you tie a string on it's leg and when it comes back to life it'll try to fly away, and wholla! you got a pet fly.....
that was a very boring day indeed..I think my brother and I even 'flew' it around the block

oh well, that's just something to do if your totally bored, you can even start swinging them into walls and stuff..kinda funny, yet very cruel
 

MaxPower

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I like to pull the legs off spiders, and watch them try to wobble away.
 

Seije

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MaxPower said:
I like to pull the legs off spiders, and watch them try to wobble away.
hahahhaa, yea it's disturbingly funny...but spiders freak me out
and the thought of someone pulling your apendages off and you trying to wobble away would be pretty horrific...but oh well
 

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me and my friends tyler and corey, just went in to the woods and cut down big trees to see what people would do.
 

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otepsoul said:
me and my friends tyler and corey, just went in to the woods and cut down big trees to see what people would do.
well what did they do?
 

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otepsoul said:
me and my friends tyleryoung and coreyhaim, just went in to the woods to take a dump and cut down big trees to see what people would do.
WTF!
 

MaxPower

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Sometimes I just think funny things. Then I laugh real loudly....................All the people in church geht scared.
 

Seije

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Sometimes I just think funny things. Then I laugh real loudly....................All the people in church geht scared.
yea that'll do it....back when I went to church, i basically looked posessed by a demon, you know..like I am now most times...down, unhappy looking...spaced out without a care
There are some people that actually told me at times that I have "that look in your eyes, like your about to go postal"
and what's funny is I have that look almost all the time even when I'm nothin near that feeling...gotta be the eyebrows or sumthin
 
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ah yes... church... great place to sleep.

until some kid starts screaming and you jolt awake and yell "What the FUCK was that?"
 

Seije

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the church had some part in stealing my mom from my family
(we're not bad at all,..they are for making her leave)

so the next time i step foot in church..expect some explosions

i love god and jesus and all that...but it's the churches that are screwed up these days....i don't need a church to praise the lord

though i haven't done that in a while either....i'm christian,..but i feel i have no religion or faith...always wanted to be a buddha and meditate..but maybe not
 
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Seije said:
the church had some part in stealing my mom from my family
(we're not bad at all,..they are for making her leave)

so the next time i step foot in church..expect some explosions

i love god and jesus and all that...but it's the churches that are screwed up these days....i don't need a church to praise the lord

though i haven't done that in a while either....i'm christian,..but i feel i have no religion or faith...always wanted to be a buddha and meditate..but maybe not
i know what you mean... i was raised in a christian family... they wanted me to be a good little christian boy... sure, i believe god's somewhere... he just doesn't seem to be very active in my life.