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A love letter for Johnny Dickz

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gehtfuct

gehtfuct

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Fuck me?....Well fuck you.
Fuck your mom AND your stupid ass daddy too!
Whats this?...Well...you're a bitch.
Open your mouth and in pops a fuckin dick.
"Wow,that was stupid." Like I care..
You're sittin there in your greasy ass underwear.
Gehting dressed?Well just forgeht it,
'cause daddy's coming home,you know HE's gonna wanna hit it.
He'll throw a party,and invite your fans.
Sinew,The stooges,They're mother fuckin packer fans.
And maybe Jason, ;) if you can..
...WTF!... Hey I was just kiddin man..
They can pour some jelly.. on your funky crack,
Uncle Chesters bringing penis-butter,and he's packin you a fuggin snack.
So geht prettied up,the best you can.
Pretty soon you'll be playin pin the tail on the Fat Man!... .
Just one more thing you should know,
your sisters here,so I guess I'd better fuckin go.
That is all....I guess im through.
All thats left is a MIGHTY MIGHTY FUCK YOU!
 
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neckdemon

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i like it. what happened to the young assassin avatar, i liked that one?
 
otepsoul

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gehtfuct said:
Fuck me?....Well fuck you.
Fuck your mom and your stupid ass daddy too!
Whats this?...Well,you're a bitch.
Open your mouth and in pops a fuckin dick.
"Wow,that was stupid."Like I care..
You're sittin there in your greasy ass underwear.
Gehting dressed?Well just forgeht it,
'cause daddy's coming home,you know he's gonna wanna hit it.
He'll throw a party,and invite your fans.
Sinew,The stooges,They're mother fuckin packer fans.
And maybe Jason, ;) if you can..
...WTF!... Hey I was just kiddin man..
They can pour some jelly on your funky crack,
Uncle Chesters bringing penisbutter,and he's packin you a fuggin snack.
So geht prettied up,the best you can.
Pretty soon you'll be playin pin the tail on the fat man.
Just one more thing you should know,
your sisters here,so I guess I'd better fuckin go.
That is all....I guess im through.
All thats left is a MIGHTY MIGHTY FUCK YOU!
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ummmmmmmmm ok
 
johnny kuntz

johnny kuntz

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don't be frustrated, gayfuc! you are not first! :thumbsup:
 
MaxPower

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I think gehtfuct wants to have johnny's baby.
His half sasquach, half chupacabra, retarted, republican child.
 
MaxPower

MaxPower

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gehtfuct said:
:mfinger: :D :mfinger:


Who the fuck are you calling a Republican?
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Your's and johny's Freak, hellspawn offspring.

MaxPower said:
I think gehtfuct wants to have johnny's baby.
His half sasquach, half chupacabra, retarted, republican child.
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MaxPower

MaxPower

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gehtfuct said:
Johnny's gonna have to have an ass baby.
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Ya, I already said that. A republican. The result of a butt fuck.
 
MaxPower

MaxPower

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Mr Hanky for president!!!





Hiiiideee hooooo!
 
otepsoul

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isnt that your kid cause you fucked johny.
 
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Halfpintrocker

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this thread is gay and pointless... even though I thought your rhymes were awesome...good job on that...
 
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