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Brigand

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Human herd in dire need of culling. SEVEN-BILLION-PLUS is far too many!!! Thin the herd by SIX-BILLION and a couple hundred more for optimal results. If Africa was denuded of all human life the species would advance its mental status and if Islamic lands were scythed clean by Allah's will the human condition would advance some more.

Have a nice day!!!
 
BrIONwoshMunky

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Brigand said:
Human herd in dire need of culling. SEVEN-BILLION-PLUS is far too many!!! Thin the herd by SIX-BILLION and a couple hundred more for optimal results. If Africa was denuded of all human life the species would advance its mental status and if Islamic lands were scythed clean by Allah's will the human condition would advance some more.

Have a nice day!!!
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I don't think Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh, God, Vishnu, Buddha, Odin, Zeus, Jupiter, Wakan Tanka, Itzamna, Quetzalcoatl, et al, would agree with you.
 
BRiT

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BeautifulSniper said:
It's ok because none of these people exist.
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Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?

Holden: Yeah.

Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

Holden: What is this supposed to prove?

Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?

Holden: The man-hating dyke.

Banky Edwards: Good. Why?

Holden: I don't know.

Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!


💗 Chasing Amy
 
BeautifulSniper

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BRiT said:
Banky Edwards: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?

Holden: Yeah.

Banky Edwards: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

Holden: What is this supposed to prove?

Banky Edwards: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?

Holden: The man-hating dyke.

Banky Edwards: Good. Why?

Holden: I don't know.

Banky Edwards: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!


💗 Chasing Amy
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I don't know, man. Some lesbians are nice.
 
BRiT

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Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump.

Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.
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Brigand

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Mama said there would be days like this there world be days like this my momma said momma said momma said...
 
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