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A modern Christmas Story

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny

Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
 

Base

it's a motherfucker
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fu :thumbsup: cking :D ace :jig:
 

Darklight

Oppressing your posts...
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wasnt that on jibjab.com?

but cool none the less..
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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Darklight said:
wasnt that on jibjab.com?

but cool none the less..
No clue, it landed in my in box from an ex so I figured what the hell...