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a most pointless outburst of rage

dookie

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today when i was at the supermarket i spotted a lady behind a makeshift counter offering free samples of something and i did my best to ignore her.

as i was reaching for some cheese her cries got louder, "sir, would you like to try some of this?" i was about to walk away totally ignoring her, but my curiousity got the better of me. she was offering samples of a variety of dips.

she had spinach, advocado, onion and crab flavour. i thought i'd try the crab, the dip was sitting there by itself, i guess she wanted me to use my finger or something, so i tried to take a rice cracker from her container and she immediately slapped my hand saying "that's unhygenic sir, how would you like it if i came to your house and did that?" i grabbed her hand and yelled "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, YOU FUCKING OFFERED ME A FREE SAMPLE SO KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS TO YOURSELF!!!" with that i walked off thinking of making a complaint, but i think i shook her up enough.
 

squeeze_me

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dookie said:
today when i was at the supermarket i spotted a lady behind a makeshift counter offering free samples of something and i did my best to ignore her.

as i was reaching for some cheese her cries got louder, "sir, would you like to try some of this?" i was about to walk away totally ignoring her, but my curiousity got the better of me. she was offering samples of a variety of dips.

she had spinach, advocado, onion and crab flavour. i thought i'd try the crab, the dip was sitting there by itself, i guess she wanted me to use my finger or something, so i tried to take a rice cracker from her container and she immediately slapped my hand saying "that's unhygenic sir, how would you like it if i came to your house and did that?" i grabbed her hand and yelled "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, YOU FUCKING OFFERED ME A FREE SAMPLE SO KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS TO YOURSELF!!!" with that i walked off thinking of making a complaint, but i think i shook her up enough.

yeah i hate the sample ladys they shit me they expect people to try something that looks like it was regurgitated from a crocodile.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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And they've always got the smallest prep areas of anything I've ever seeen.


Its like they use Easy Bake ovens to make the samples.
 

squeeze_me

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
And they've always got the smallest prep areas of anything I've ever seeen.


Its like they use Easy Bake ovens to make the samples.
lol. yeah and they use portable fry pans aswell
 

JLXC

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I understand your reaction dookie, I've almost done it myself a few times. I just walk away from those little stands, because the people who work them are usually dumbasses.
 

Piro

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The British don't believe in try before you buy. Nothing is ever free. :(
 

BklynCannonball

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The only time those sample places are good is if you're broke and have no money to eat. Then you just cruise the free samples 'til you're full.
 

Relly

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those free samples arent always bad... i remember hanging out in the fresh meats section, waiting for an opportunity to grab another bratwurst sample while the old lady wasnt looking.
 

mmm...cheese

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Relly said:
those free samples arent always bad... i remember hanging out in the fresh meats section, waiting for an opportunity to grab another bratwurst sample while the old lady wasnt looking.
Ya, they aren't all bad. I once found myself gobbling an entire batch of samples, (they were pizza slices.)
 

ChilianFuckFace

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JLXC said:
I understand your reaction dookie, I've almost done it myself a few times. I just walk away from those little stands, because the people who work them are usually dumbasses.
What else could be said? Just walk away. Usually the shit they offer sucks anyway!

If you want to go get some free sample, go by the mall. By them chinnesse restaurants. Walk around the food court about 5 times and you are set.