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I don't know where this would go, but anyways.
If you really like a girl alot, and you take her out to movies and a dinner or whatever, and you want to ask her out, how would you do it?
 
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"Hey, I wanted to ask you something, I enjoy hanging around with you and I feel like we interact really well, and I feel as if you feel the same way, I was wondering if we could be together more and take our relationship to the next step. And if you would want to go out with me."
 
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rofl, seriously though.
I was thinkin something like, "you know .. i really like spending time with you, and I was wondering if you would go out with me?"
 
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Change the go out with me to "next step in our relationship".. If she doesn't get it then add the go out part.
 
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smoke-it said:
If you really like a girl alot, and you take her out to movies and a dinner or whatever, and you want to ask her out, how would you do it?
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p99 said:
"Hey, I wanted to ask you something, I enjoy hanging around with you and I feel like we interact really well, and I feel as if you feel the same way, I was wondering if we could be together more and take our relationship to the next step. And if you would want to go out with me."
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Yeah, that's right up there with; I like how you carry your Protractor and compass, in your front pocket protector. Do you think we can try squaring PI sometime?”

 
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Ok, first off, clear your history and erase your screename because if she finds out you come on wtf to find out how to ask her out...its pretty much gonna be you and some "l33t" porn for a while....

I'm assuming you've laid the ground work with knowing her likes and dislikes, things that make her laugh, things that she cares about....if so Take her to the beach/lake at night...start making small talk....lead into the fact that you've been spending a lot of time together and say "I've never said this to anyone before, and I dont know whats come over me but.....you are the most beautiful/gorgeous/breath taking/enchanting woman i have EVER known, and I want some of that sweet, sweet coochie" seriously though, "......and I hope this is the right time"

Lean in for the kiss...no toungue. If she pushes you away, then it wasnt going to happen either way....if you're in, then you didnt have to ask the question anyways....much more smooth than tugging on her shirt sleeve "Ahem, Excuse me Miss, I was wondering if you would be my...*heheheheh* ummmm...Girlfriend..*hehehehe*" Its fool proof. Just make sure you compliment her the whole way there....lay out a blanket...if its cold, wrap you're jacket around her....make sure you grab her hand and maintain eye contact, if you're looking around at the ground or up in the sky, you're fucked...women love confidence, if you act all geeky, its not going to charming...its going to be a turn off. I want to hear how this went, if at all....we all know that building up the balls to do it in the first place is the biggest obstacle. good luck junior.
 
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smoke-it said:
I don't know where this would go, but anyways.
If you really like a girl alot, and you take her out to movies and a dinner or whatever, and you want to ask her out, how would you do it?
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How about, "hey, I like you a lot, would you like to have dinner or catch a movie sometime?"
 
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bigck3000 said:
Ok, first off, clear your history and erase your screename because if she finds out you come on wtf to find out how to ask her out...its pretty much gonna be you and some "l33t" porn for a while....
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Too bad, she won't find out. I'm not that stupid.
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I'm assuming you've laid the ground work with knowing her likes and dislikes, things that make her laugh, things that she cares about....if so Take her to the beach/lake at night...start making small talk....lead into the fact that you've been spending a lot of time together and say "I've never said this to anyone before, and I dont know whats come over me but.....you are the most beautiful/gorgeous/breath taking/enchanting woman i have EVER known, and I want some of that sweet, sweet coochie" seriously though, "......and I hope this is the right time"
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Yeah, the coochie line is really gonna work..
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Lean in for the kiss...no toungue. If she pushes you away, then it wasnt going to happen either way....if you're in, then you didnt have to ask the question anyways....much more smooth than tugging on her shirt sleeve "Ahem, Excuse me Miss, I was wondering if you would be my...*heheheheh* ummmm...Girlfriend..*hehehehe*" Its fool proof. Just make sure you compliment her the whole way there....lay out a blanket...if its cold, wrap you're jacket around her....make sure you grab her hand and maintain eye contact, if you're looking around at the ground or up in the sky, you're fucked...women love confidence, if you act all geeky, its not going to charming...its going to be a turn off. I want to hear how this went, if at all....we all know that building up the balls to do it in the first place is the biggest obstacle. good luck junior.
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This will take a while to pull off though, but when I pull it off, It will be worth it! :thumbsup:
 
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the coochie line was not meant to be said....it was my attempt at humor here on the thread....the part after seriously though, which was not in quotations, was supposed to finish the line....nm.
 
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if she is your best friend don't go out with her i did it and now we are fucking enemys......just heed my warning
 
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if she is your best friend don't go out with her i did it and now we are fucking enemys......just heed my warning
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Wtf, Why would i do that?
Goin' out with a friend, is plain, stupid.
 
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Well i had always heard from my parents, friends, and teachers that if your a friend first then you have a better chance of being in a relationship. which is true. But they fail to tell you "If you get into a major fight, you two will never talk again. So be nice to her." see no-one ever tells you that because if they did you would never date and spend you life alone and banging yourself every night to pornography.

See that is why society holds stuff from you. To supposedly "help you". But because you never learned it you always fuck it up. So people in the world are good for nothing.

Okay I digress. This is turning into a rant. So just don't do it. sky
 
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I would never think of dating a good friend anyhow, I know how that shit ends. This new chick I've been talkin to, isn't like that. So I have a good chance w/ her. :thumbsup:
 
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Just ask her and if she says "no" then say "okay we'll stay friends then". And try another day. Don't do the kiss thing where you just go in for a kiss because if she pushes you back it kills all chances of being even friends.
 
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