A Never-Ending Piece Of Shit Story

WolfmanYZ

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Continue with another peice of the shit story in a reasonable fashion.
Only a single full sentance can be added at once. Please do not end with a comma.
EX:
Once upon a time there was a yogurt.

This abormal yogurt could snipe.


Actual start:

Under an old and withered willow tree lay a man.
 

BeautifulSniper

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He tried to help as many people as he could, but they all took advantage of him, causing a lifetime of horror.
 

CaliforniaCal73

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One fine afternoon, by luck or perhaps providence, a little girl happened by, and seeing the old man looking so sad, placed a single flower (daffodil or daisy perhaps) gently upon his chest.
 

RebelBuddha

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The old man grumbled, grabbed the flower, threw it at the little girl and said: "I know you're just doing that bullshit for social media clout you empty whore!"
 

WolfmanYZ

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Forgotten, his body rotten and overgrown with weeds, he pondered his existence until a small flame licked the side of his weathered face.
 

RebelBuddha

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Doom metal played from the heavens as the flame consumed him, transforming him into something else.
 

WolfmanYZ

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An abomination of untold proportions was born out of the broken husk, the decimation of the kingdom of mankind commenced as the doom slayer appeared above the demon, crucible in hand.
 

WhyEvenTry84

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Then he packed that crucible full of the strongest weed he could find and mellowed the fuck out. Hungrily, he surveyed the horizon. As the sun set slowly to his west he spied the familiar glow of a Circle K. He knew what he craved would be found within its fluorescent glow. Staggering he moaned, "Doritos..."
 

RebelBuddha

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Rain beaded off his nose and spilled over a salty upper lip. He wiped his mouth and nose down his mechanics shirt sleeve. The lightning flashed and he soon realized he'd been... *tis-tis* THUNDERSTRUCK!!
 

WhyEvenTry84

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Man, this shit is strong he said as he patted out his smoldering hair and looked at the crucible which was now fused to his left hand. Dude, I need some Cheetos.