I was on my daily walk yesterday when this chick comes up to me and says "Phil, you bastard! Take this!" And she kicked me in the balls. Oh the pain. I said "Who are you? I'm not Phil my name's Erik." While I was laying on the ground in pain. So she said "Oh my god I'm so sorry!" I was thinking at that moment of the ironing of it all. It turns out she was wearing a goddam steel toed boot! Son of a bitch! What are the chances of another guy that looks exactly like me and is 6'3! Very slim I think. She helped me up and walked me to the store and bought me a six-pack.