A S.C.U.M. production: Would you join a cult?

I Hate The FCC · Mar 2, 2005

Would you join a cult? Or would you start a cult? I was reading about the Solar Temple Cult when I thought: "What kind of people join cults?" So I decided that the most likely place to find cult leaders/members would be here.

Havok · Mar 2, 2005

What about the people that are already in cults, and we just don't know about it?

WILD · Mar 2, 2005

HavokChylde said:

What cult? The holy leader said there was no cult. :confuse:

switch_scribe · Mar 2, 2005

I would not join a cult. However, I would consider starting one. Somehow the idea of having followers just appeals to me.

I'm so much easier to get along with when I'm worshipped properly.

I Hate The FCC · Mar 2, 2005

switch_scribe said:

That's because you're like me....a born leader.

Takkun · Mar 2, 2005

I'd stay the hell away from the Cool-Aid.

Captain 151 · Mar 2, 2005

Cults make the world go round. If it weren't for cults, we wouldn't see the revival of Family Guy, nor would millions of hopeless retards kill them selves off in mass suicide for the good of humanity. Long live cults.

Fire_ze_Missles · Mar 2, 2005

I am in a cult; biatch.

S.C.U.M.++;

Havok · Mar 2, 2005

tbsrk said:

And Cult Classics.

DanGeo23 · Mar 2, 2005

with out cults what would people do on Sundays....

... besides watch NFL games...

Woodreaux · Mar 3, 2005

Fuck a cult. People are going to have to learn to worship me in their own original ways. I'm not going to do all the work and built the religion for them. Lazy bastards.

rcarhar · Mar 3, 2005

Ever since I was a young lad in walmart, sitting on the floor in the women's section, waiting for my mum to finish the dressing room whilst resisting from opening the box of legos I was about to have purchased for me, seeing that beautiful red kimono (it was a fat womans' dress of sorts), I've wanted to prance around in a large red robe with dozens of followers blindly at my side. Pass me my sceptor, lady please.

Captain 151 · Mar 3, 2005

wow. what an incredibly disturbing story. I dont think ill ever be able to walk into a walmart and watch fat women try on red kimonos again.

Havok · Mar 3, 2005

tbsrk said:

What has S.C.U.M. done this time.......?

dustinzgirl · Mar 3, 2005

I am already in a cult, it is a Worship Dustin Cult. I know, I have issues. Poor guy. He thinks Im nuts. I am the only member, completely obsessive, and it is even easier to be obsessed now that we got cell phones....or as he calls it, his "leash" lol

UberSkippy · Mar 3, 2005

tbsrk said:

You watch fat women try on red kimonos? There's something wrong with that.

Walmart... it's a cult.

rcarhar · Mar 3, 2005

66.6% would join a cult. Woop!

TwisT · Mar 3, 2005

I hate the FCC said:

Church organizations are for weak minds!

A S.C.U.M. production: Would you join a cult?

Cults?

I'd start a worship-me-cult 'cause I rock.

I would join a cult 'cause I love to fit in.

I wouldn't join a cult. They suck.

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