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A series of unfortunate events.

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mmm...cheese

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First, me and my class went to the library, (school library.) And 2 high school girls went at it. (a black girl HUGE and a white girl FAT) So anyway, the huge black girl was wailing on the white girl and broke a few tables with her. Then, 6 people pulled the black off the white and the white girl was escorted out leaving a puddle of blood everywhere she went. (while the black was cursing at the restricters begging them to let her go) But they didn't. And she was escorted to the library office. Then, my teacher had a seizure, and it wouldn't have been noticed if it had not been for my friend Tom. (who saw first and went and told a security officer) Then the library was evacuated and the teacher escorted out on a stretcher. . . WOW, my day was ACTION paaaaaaaacked. But I feel sorry for the teacher. . . Hope she's alright. :(
 
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Nailbomb said:
That sounds like a job for Spiderman.
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maybe its the mood im in, or some other shit...but that was funny. repped.

i think i wouldnt have been able to control my laughter, my hat goes off to you for not laughing (or admitting to it).
 
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dookie

OMGWTFBBQ!!1!
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YUCK FOU!!! said:
fuck spiderman

ITS TIME FOR MAX POWER!!!! HE HAS THE NAME YOU LOVE TO TOUCH!!!
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hmm someone is a crazed simpsons fan...
 
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Fight - Max Payne

Seizure - Let's leave it to the hospital
 
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haha ..

very nice , and i agree wid the guy above . that truly is kinda funny . :thumbsup:
 
Nymphchick

Nymphchick

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would you seriously bring someone to the hospital for having a seizure? no hospitalization is needed unless(yes sounds funny)they lose too much oxygen ie:blue around their lips. usual seizues are petit mals, in which last a minute or so, but not to strong. alls you can do is clear anything out of her way, so she doesn't hurt herself during. if it was a grand mal depending on the length of it(timing them is important) then maybe hospitalization, but even in emergency, they'll just check the vitals and send her home. hehehe oops, i rambled. i got all caught up, my bad, sorry about your teacher, she should be ok. the two girls, i would have watched and tryed my best not to giggle.
 
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Nymphchick said:
would you seriously bring someone to the hospital for having a seizure? no hospitalization is needed unless(yes sounds funny)they lose too much oxygen ie:blue around their lips. usual seizues are petit mals, in which last a minute or so, but not to strong. alls you can do is clear anything out of her way, so she doesn't hurt herself during. if it was a grand mal depending on the length of it(timing them is important) then maybe hospitalization, but even in emergency, they'll just check the vitals and send her home. hehehe oops, i rambled. i got all caught up, my bad, sorry about your teacher, she should be ok. the two girls, i would have watched and tryed my best not to giggle.
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She had absolutely no record of seisures nor a record that would explain why she would have one. . .
 
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