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a Very high message? what are the chances

wocka

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ok
so i was smoking in my backyard and all
but my dogs usually bark really loud when some ones in the backyard or around the house
wel anyways
i smoked out and i think
someonee might
possible be back there earlier
what if they called the cops?
will they drive out here?
 

wocka

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ya man, im cool now tho
i have a slight head ache but its been an hour and im straight thuggin, playing battlefield and im flying a mofouking helicopter!!!
 

Darklight

Oppressing your posts...
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I've addressed this before.. stop doing drugs and you wont have the prob
 

wocka

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get off my nuts man!! marijuana is not a drug, its a HERB! noob! and it was on this planet before humans, god put it here for a fuking reason, now lets use it!

theres really nothing bad about it, alcohol is ALOT worse, when have u heard of some one getting into an accident cuz they were high
 
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i'm sure god didn't intend for someone to roll it up and set it on fire to smoke it.

speaking of which, who had that idea in the first place?
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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wocka said:
theres really nothing bad about it, alcohol is ALOT worse, when have u heard of some one getting into an accident cuz they were high
I've heard of folks in accidents cuz they were driving stoned.

However, by law, marijuana IS a drug. I've used it, I've enjoyed it. But it's still illegal.

But, do you have any fucking idea how stupid you sound when you post shit like "I smoked a ton of weed and what if aliens were looking up my butt and they might have called the cops and what if the cops come and try to get the aliens out of my butt and it hurts and the cops use pepper spray and that hurts and I cry and they find my stash and they smoke it and then I don't have any stash for tomorrow and I start really wanting some herb and I don't have any because of the fucking aliens. IT'S THE ALIENS MAN!!!"

Or in your case "I was smoking a bunch and maybe someone was in my yard and what if they called the cops." You sound like an idiot. You're posting that you broke the law (yes yes yes, it's a silly law we all know but it's still a law so put your diapers back on) and you're afraid you're gonna get caught. So you post it on the internet? Yeah, that's sharp.

Again, for all the simpletons out there, if you choose to break the rules, the best way to get caught it to brag about it. The best way not to get caught is to say nothing.
 

RageAgainst

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wocka said:
ok
so i was smoking in my backyard and all
but my dogs usually bark really loud when some ones in the backyard or around the house
wel anyways
i smoked out and i think
someonee might
possible be back there earlier
what if they called the cops?
will they drive out here?
hahaha! I don't know where you live, but where I live (Canada) you can smoke all the weed you want in your own backyard. Just don't smoke it in a public place, and the cops won't bother you :thumbsup:
 

Nailbomb

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wocka said:
get off my nuts man!! marijuana is not a drug, its a HERB! noob! and it was on this planet before humans, god put it here for a fuking reason, now lets use it!

theres really nothing bad about it, alcohol is ALOT worse, when have u heard of some one getting into an accident cuz they were high
Maybe you should take a closer look at your avatar, and follow those instructions.
 

wocka

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lol true, and i didnt smoke a ton of weed and have aliens rape my butt like some guy above me posted that happened to him.. anyway, so if god put the cannabis plant on the world but not to smoke it, for what then? i believe there is no other use than using it for rope, and im sure theres thousands of ways to make rope, anyway, its here for a reason.. to chillax people, stop drinking ur haterade and have some fun
 

icka

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wocka said:
get off my nuts man!! marijuana is not a drug, its a HERB! noob! and it was on this planet before humans, god put it here for a fuking reason, now lets use it!

theres really nothing bad about it, alcohol is ALOT worse, when have u heard of some one getting into an accident cuz they were high
ummm ok and on your stupid logic

cocaine is natural
opium is natural
shrooms are natural

and those are all drugs.. no?

95% of the time the pot you get its treated with shit to make the buds grow faster.

and just for note i can drive better drunk then high.

ubberskippy said:
But, do you have any fucking idea how stupid you sound when you post shit like "I smoked a ton of weed and what if aliens were looking up my butt and they might have called the cops and what if the cops come and try to get the aliens out of my butt and it hurts and the cops use pepper spray and that hurts and I cry and they find my stash and they smoke it and then I don't have any stash for tomorrow and I start really wanting some herb and I don't have any because of the fucking aliens. IT'S THE ALIENS MAN!!!"
you have quite the infatuation with aliens, your bum, and probing huh?
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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icka said:
ummm ok and on your stupid logic

cocaine is natural
opium is natural
shrooms are natural

and those are all drugs.. no?

95% of the time the pot you get its treated with shit to make the buds grow faster.
Yay for logical thinking!

Wocka: don't hide behing the "It's natural so it shouldn't be a big deal" argument. Be a big boy and admit you smoke it because you like it.


icka said:
you have quite the infatuation with aliens, your bum, and probing huh?
Actually I was talking about him having his bum probed by aliens. So the correct statement would be "You have quite the infatuation with aliens, probing and the bums of fucking morons huh?"

You stand corrected.
 

Billybob

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wocka said:
when have u heard of some one getting into an accident cuz they were high

A Conrail train engineer high on pot crashed into a commuter train killing two people. In another famous incident a commercial airline pilot high on marijuana crashed an air cargo plane at Newark airport. One of the most costly cases was in 1985 when a computer operator high on marijuana crashed the American Airlines reservation system causing 19 million dollars damage.

source
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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wocka said:
ok
so i was smoking in my backyard and all
but my dogs usually bark really loud when some ones in the backyard or around the house
wel anyways
i smoked out and i think
someonee might
possible be back there earlier
what if they called the cops?
will they drive out here?
Yeah?? and so fucking what!