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A word on Loyalty

MaxPower

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and
I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called
and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted
to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, " I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."
 

gehtfuct

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That's funny as hell Max.
If in fact it's a true story,you're fuct. (In-law wise.)
If you are gehtting married,congrats Mr.& Mrs Power.

You have my deepest sympathy.
 

MaxPower

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gehtfuct said:
That's funny as hell Max.
If in fact it's a true story,you're fuct. (In-law wise.)
If you are gehtting married,congrats Mr.& Mrs Power.

You have my deepest sympathy.
Not a true story, just satire.
Married? Me? You think I would deprive every single woman of child bearing age; a shot at this hunk of that which is me?
True there's only so many (2 minutes 30 seconds) in a day, but I try to service all of them, the best I can. :thumbsup: Now if you'll excuse me I have work to do.
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"Number 239. Now serving 239."
 

Janglenut

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Nice job copying and pasting that joke. I thought this was a "original" things....