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A WTF story. . .

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mmm...cheese

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Yuck: walks into a closet and begins to eat potatoe chips

GF: *walks into Yuck's 3 room 2 bathroom duplex*Yuck! Where the hell are you?! Huh. .. guess nobody's here *leaves*

Yuck: *Figures JohnnyK is in the closet with him due to the very humid and spermy smelling air, and the hard breathing* *begins to scream*

GF: *overhears and thinks* Johnny you whore. . .

Havoc: *bumps into GF and gives him a hardy* SCUM says go away. . .

Cheese: *also bumps into GF* WTF's up fuckers?

GF: The sky?

Cheese: BRILLIANT!

Havoc: Omfg. . .

Icarus: *shoots self out of cannon and flies overhead shouting* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Cheese GF and Havoc: *sees Icarus and in unison say* WTF?!

Icarus: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Back to Johnny K and Yuck and the bag of potatoe chips (half eaten): Johnny continues his vicious ass rape on Yuck while Yuck screams his penis off (erect penis)

Icarus: *falls out of the sky and lands on naughty girl*

Naughty: *is turned on by this and makes love to Icarus on sidewalk*

Max: *finds naughty and Icarus on sidewalk making love* Disgusting. . . *and after much self debate, decides to join in because sex is sex*

Back in Yuck's closet: Johnny stops his ass rape and leaves

Johnny: Meets up with Havoc Cheese and GF

GF Havoc and cheese: *SCATTER*

Johnny: frowns. . . then cries

Yuck: after overcoming his state of shock. . . he resumes his consumption of potatoe chips

Naughty: *turns attention to Max as he is in everyway a better playmate*

Icarus: *gets jealous and ass rapes max*

Max: *decides that it is time to leave and goes to yuck's duplex*

Yuck: AAAHHHH. . .

Max: WTF!!!

Yuck: Oh. . .sorry, thought you were Johnny. ..

Max: *slaps yuck upside the head*

Yuck: thanks. . .

Max: any time

Awaken: chuckles because he got all of this on tape Then laughs maniacly

Naughty: *gets turned on by his laughing and jumps on Johnny*

Johnny: smiles, then cries *his crying attracts all of the WTF chicks and they gather in a line to do Johnny*

8 days later:-----

Johnny: *frowns because his line dissapeared*

Descent and Unforgiven stumble upon the video in Awakens, and they maul him to get the video

Descent and Unforgiven: *high five eachother and exchange plans for editing*


THE END
 

DIZNUTS

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:rotflmao: that was awesome
 

diamond

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Were you wanking when you typed that?

Your mind was obviously elsewhere.
 

meh_it_all

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mmm...cheese said:
Back to Johnny K and Yuck and the bag of potatoe chips (half eaten): Johnny continues his vicious ass rape on Yuck while Yuck screams his penis off (erect penis)
Ahaha, Yuck got ass-raped while he was away. :rotflmao:

mmm...cheese said:
Max: *finds naughty and Icarus on sidewalk making love* Disgusting. . . *and after much self debate, decides to join in because sex is sex*
Tee-hee, you know Max quite well ;)


mmm...cheese said:
Naughty: *turns attention to Max as he is in everyway a better playmate*
Of course he is! :p


mmm...cheese said:
Johnny: smiles, then cries *his crying attracts all of the WTF chicks and they gather in a line to do Johnny*

8 days later:-----

Johnny: *frowns because his line dissapeared*
Damn right his line disappered!
Attracts all the girls :rolleyes:
... Hmm No.

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Meh don't lie......we all seen you cuttin in line...
 

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DIZNUTS said:
Meh don't lie......we all seen you cuttin in line...


............Cutting in line for Havok, Yeah, I remember seeing you standing behind :thumbsup: ;)
 

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meh_it_all said:
............Cutting in line for Havok, Yeah, I remember seeing you standing behind :thumbsup: ;)
yea i know i was right behind you....i had to run an errand for him to get him some Magnum XXLs
 

meh_it_all

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That's what they all say, Except me, I want him.
 

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my earlier comment by the way was purely because the thing was badly written...not due to its content which was obviously relevant to the people referred to.

I still maintain it was crap in other respects
 

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diamond said:
my earlier comment by the way was purely because the thing was badly written...not due to its content which was obviously relevant to the people referred to.

I still maintain it was crap in other respects
Yet you couldn't even bother using proper punctuation and grammar in your reply.
 

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junglizm said:
Yet you couldn't even bother using proper punctuation and grammar in your reply.
Why should I? He didn't!
 
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