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About The Sex Thread 2

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Descent

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I just reread my initial post, which I made when I was extremely tired, and now I think it was poorly crafted and I can understand why people don't believe me.

Ironically, if you list what you've done to a chick and nothing else, it's legit, but if you document it in depth it's a lie, which is the exact opposite of everything else in standard written English.

But this is the guy who proclaims "The raunchiest sex I ever had was my left hand jacking off to gay porn to see if it was my thing - it wasn't." back in Marius' thread in '04 that I can't dig up. The same dude who also talks about a little CD-ROM luvin'. And the guy who proudly touts his virginity around as a joke, let alone no action from a girl whatsoever.

So why is it I'm the liar?

If I wanted to lie about sexual conquests, why would I do it on an Internet forum with people I openly have said I don't give a shit about before? I'd rather do it in real life.

Besides, I'm an excellent liar. But I'm never really motivated to lie anymore. I can do it, I'm just a helluva lot more moral than that now.

And by the way, you can reinstall Safari.
 

meh_it_all

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I obviously can see you're goona drag this one out for awhile.


There was one person who said, that it was quite unbelieveable if you got the ulimate fantasty for your first time (being with a girl that is.) and let's leave out the rim job business.

So there's one reason, for why people think you're a liar
 

UberSkippy

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Dude, without trying to be a dick, if you care so little about what we think why don't you just drop it?

What's the purpose of bringing it back up again? You're not going to change anyone's minds about how cool you are, if it happened or anything else. All you're going to get is a bunch of negative comments and abuse directed at you.

If it happened great. If it didn't happen great. You're the only one that really knows. You're the only one that really cares. Just let it go dude.
 

Nailbomb

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Gotta go with Uber on this one. Nothing good is going to come out of bringing this crap up again.


Besides, we all know it didn't happen. :happysad:
 

TwisT

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Descent said:
I just reread my initial post, which I made when I was extremely tired, and now I think it was poorly crafted and I can understand why people don't believe me.

Ironically, if you list what you've done to a chick and nothing else, it's legit, but if you document it in depth it's a lie, which is the exact opposite of everything else in standard written English.

But this is the guy who proclaims "The raunchiest sex I ever had was my left hand jacking off to gay porn to see if it was my thing - it wasn't." back in Marius' thread in '04 that I can't dig up. The same dude who also talks about a little CD-ROM luvin'. And the guy who proudly touts his virginity around as a joke, let alone no action from a girl whatsoever.

So why is it I'm the liar?

If I wanted to lie about sexual conquests, why would I do it on an Internet forum with people I openly have said I don't give a shit about before? I'd rather do it in real life.

Besides, I'm an excellent liar. But I'm never really motivated to lie anymore. I can do it, I'm just a helluva lot more moral than that now.

And by the way, you can reinstall Safari.
Dude back the fuck off! We know you ain't gettin any!!! your a little man with way too much to prove!! Stop the BS now. till you got pics to backup all this nonsense STFU.

You run your mouth way to much about gettin fuct, and n-e-one that is gettin it has the self gratification of knowing they got the tang they don't have to try and bullshit.
 

Janglenut

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You lied because you want the people on the internet to give you a little self-esteem boost, but they see through your lies like everyone else.


Nice try though.
 

Jung

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Descent said:
I just reread my initial post, which I made when I was extremely tired, and now I think it was poorly crafted and I can understand why people don't believe me.

Ironically, if you list what you've done to a chick and nothing else, it's legit, but if you document it in depth it's a lie, which is the exact opposite of everything else in standard written English.

But this is the guy who proclaims "The raunchiest sex I ever had was my left hand jacking off to gay porn to see if it was my thing - it wasn't." back in Marius' thread in '04 that I can't dig up. The same dude who also talks about a little CD-ROM luvin'. And the guy who proudly touts his virginity around as a joke, let alone no action from a girl whatsoever.

So why is it I'm the liar?

If I wanted to lie about sexual conquests, why would I do it on an Internet forum with people I openly have said I don't give a shit about before? I'd rather do it in real life.

Besides, I'm an excellent liar. But I'm never really motivated to lie anymore. I can do it, I'm just a helluva lot more moral than that now.

And by the way, you can reinstall Safari.
 
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I'm glad I didn't read any of this thread. :thumbsup: Nobody cares Descent, we know you're still a virgin. Stop trying to prove your e-manliness.
 

Nailbomb

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Okay, this proves it. Icarus is officially more pathetic than Descent. The sex thread was a bad joke, but reviving this thread with that load of crap is just lame.

Icarus: "The Sega nerd gets more action than me!"
Descent: "I'm getting more action than the 15 year old crybaby!"
Icarus: "You just wait! I will get you back!"
 

Icarus

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Nailbomb said:
Okay, this proves it. Icarus is officially more pathetic than Descent. The sex thread was a bad joke, but reviving this thread with that load of crap is just lame.

Icarus: "The Sega nerd gets more action than me!"
Descent: "I'm getting more action than the 15 year old crybaby!"
Icarus: "You just wait! I will get you back!"
Next time, just bad-rep me. It hits way closer to home and my heart literally aches. The red in my user CP represents my blood flowing from the wounds cut so deeply by your manipulations of your mouse and keyboard. You make it look so easy.
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Icarus said:
Next time, just bad-rep me. It hits way closer to home and my heart literally aches. The red in my user CP represents my blood flowing from the wounds cut so deeply by your manipulations of your mouse and keyboard. You make it look so easy.
Yeah, right. Considering you're actually pathetic enough to take the time to bring up a topic pretty much everyone wanted to forget about with that crap, neg repping you probably would have driven you to commit suicide.
 

Icarus

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Nailbomb said:
Yeah, right. Considering you're actually pathetic enough to take the time to bring up a topic pretty much everyone wanted to forget about with that crap, neg repping you probably would have driven you to commit suicide.
:thumbsdn: Now you're really reaching.
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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for some reason i can actually picture him doing that, lets test it, anyone stil have those descent avatars that we put up for a breif period of time?
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Icarus said:
:thumbsdn: Now you're really reaching
Whaddya know, a new variation of "That was a weak flame."

(Hey, look, I can do it too!:happysad: )
 

diamond

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Why are people composing threads to talk about their sex life? Wouldn't it be better to just go get some? Then again, why do people think it so interesting that it merits a full discussion and ressurection of said thread?

Is descents sex life (or lack of it) worthy of such attention?
 

gehtfuct

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Aw shit. Diamond has seen the word "sex" in the thread title.

She sees it a lot...just doesn't geht involved with it...a lot.

*gehtfuct awaits the mighty diamond to soap his ass with the likes of childish fury*
 
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