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Accident

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A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down
the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an
hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins
to speed up. When the spedometer hits 100 she starts to strip.
When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her
that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is
thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend
are trapped in the car.

"Go get help." he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He
points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says, "Cover your
snatch with that and go get help." She takes the shoe, covers
herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she
arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "Help! Help!
My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and
replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."