admit to things you wouldnt normally admit to

[YUCK FOU!!!]

got a secret that you dont tell anyone? say it now and be proud!

are you a grown man with stuffed animals on your bed?

do you drive a hot pink cadilac?

are you from new jersey?

tell us some other weird and wonderful secrets

 

[Awaken]

hmmmm.......

My secret:
I think you suck

 

[Easty]

ladies and gentleman, if you would look up just a few inches you will see we have a little link called "confessions". that's where shit like this ends up dude.

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

no thats for confessing for things that you have done wrong, this is for all the other shit


i mean seriously? im confessing that i live in new jersey * bursts into tears*

something about your personality....like your real name, shit like htat.

 

[Easty]

okay, i have AIDS. i once fucked a dog. i took a dump on a cop car. i accidently castrated myself. my cousin had to whore her way through college.

actually that's all crap.

however, i'm afraid of girls.

here's why

 

[UberSkippy]

i took a dump on a cop car.

I pissed on a cop once. Did a year of probation for it.

 

[Nymphchick]

ummmmm i'm not good at spelling.....................................phew glad i confessed that, i feel better now.

 

[Awaken]

ummmmm i'm not good at spelling.....................................phew glad i confessed that, i feel better now.

HOLY SHIT! OMFG! :O

No errors! I just have to congratulate you on this thread.

I have a small penis

 

[tzedek]

I honestly think I have been visited by Jesus.

 

[UberSkippy]

I honestly think I have been visited by Jesus.

Was he on a bit of toast? Because if he was you could sell that on Ebay. Unless you put some jam on Him and then ate Him.

What flavor jam goes with Jesus toast anyway?

 

[dustinzgirl]

Max fucks scum in the ass, and I video tape it. They like it.

 

[tzedek]

Was he on a bit of toast? Because if he was you could sell that on Ebay. Unless you put some jam on Him and then ate Him.

What flavor jam goes with Jesus toast anyway?

no....

 

[Unforgiven]

Was he on a bit of toast? Because if he was you could sell that on Ebay. Unless you put some jam on Him and then ate Him.

What flavor jam goes with Jesus toast anyway?

Strawberry.

 

[screwy]

I masturbate to pictures of women peeing.

 

[Havok]

I once passed up a chance to flame someone for starting a shitty thread.

 

[I Hate The FCC]

I once passed up a chance to flame someone for starting a shitty thread.

 

[Magic Hobo]

Real Name: Michael Sharabil Mohamed.

I'm friends with a former rapist who works a Radio Shack. He looks at me alot. We both have penises.

EDIT: I just realized I made his job easier

 

[hove420]

shit that hazing thing sucks man, it would suck, thats why you shouldnt get into frat and sororiety shit.

 

[UberSkippy]

I once passed up a chance to flame someone for starting a shitty thread.

Only once? And here I thought you were doing it more like every day... 20 or 30 times. My world is all confused now... so lost... alone and very very cold.

 

[DIZNUTS]

I cheated on my ex gf with my friends gf....funny thing is that he was cheating on his gf with my ex at the same time......