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Adult Croup

dustinzgirl

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Well, most of us know that kids get what is calle the croup, where they cough relentlessly and sound like dogs barking. Apparently, adults can get it too, only instead of coughing, it just takes away your ability to speak in a few hours. So, now I am losing money, but CopyLifted is very happy. You might see him doing cartwheels and laughing with his three day grace period. So I cant talk, cant work because I am in sales and I sure as hell cant mime to my customers.
 

Noob

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Wanna switch throats with me? I don't talk much as it is.
 

bnccoder

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It's just from to much deep throat, you'll get over it. You can go back to selling it on the corner after you get better.

Edit: Just to let you know DG I'm just fucking with you (no offence)
 

MaxPower

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Look on the bright side. It's not crabs. :thumbsup:
 

Descent

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Max said:
Look on the bright side. It's not crabs.
Dear God, this really makes me think we need a "WTF.com Long Island Meet."
 

dustinzgirl

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MaxPower said:
Look on the bright side. It's not crabs. :thumbsup:
Very tahnkfull for that!

I knew you were joking bnc, but my throat hurts to bad for that.

Although, being home alone sick w/o kids or boyfriend is pretty awesome.
 

bnccoder

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Drink some hot tea it will help. Also, get some OTC meds with DXM (dextromethorphin) in it.
 

Smoke

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Hmm weird, I think I may have of got that 'croup' a couple days ago... lame.
 

switch_scribe

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I have chronic bronchitis (due to 8 years of smoking) so I get that nasty cough all the time. There's this stuff called Delsym - and it is the shit. It's a 12 hour cough suppresant. And it actually works.