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After you take a dump, do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

How do you wipe?

  • Standing up

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I clean my ass with liquid soap with my left hand then splooshing water on it either from a toilet snake or a small bucket with my right, cleaning my ass thoroughly. Then once it smells soapy fresh, I wipe it with a clean towel standing up.
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Silly Face!
I have recently come over to the tp folded side. So many years of being a bunched up lost.

Oh, and I do the sit lean.
I don't understand how people can wipe with a wad of tp. Too messy and unorganized. I always fold my tp multiple times to ensure that I can wipe my ass without tearing through the paper and getting poo on my hand. Because in public they sometimes use cheap tp.

I also do the sit lean.
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How am I still alive
How would a person Wipe standing up? That's just a pure Sociopath kind of person
Yeah I’m trying to picture the gymnastics that is involved so shit doesnt smear all over your buttcheeks when standing up. Are they doing some kind of half assed squat, lift on leg up on the toilet seat? Use a tp-stick?
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