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After you take a dump, do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

How do you wipe?

  • Standing up

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sofatyrant

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I clean my ass with liquid soap with my left hand then splooshing water on it either from a toilet snake or a small bucket with my right, cleaning my ass thoroughly. Then once it smells soapy fresh, I wipe it with a clean towel standing up.
 
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BudVugger

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I have recently come over to the tp folded side. So many years of being a bunched up lost.


Oh, and I do the sit lean.
 

ThisIsBananas

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I have recently come over to the tp folded side. So many years of being a bunched up lost.


Oh, and I do the sit lean.
I don't understand how people can wipe with a wad of tp. Too messy and unorganized. I always fold my tp multiple times to ensure that I can wipe my ass without tearing through the paper and getting poo on my hand. Because in public they sometimes use cheap tp.

I also do the sit lean.
 
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I am glad to see that no one has admitted to stand-up wiping. That seems like some psychopath shit. No pun intended.