Please vote and explain your choice.
I awkwardly walk.What if the toilet paper roll runs out mid wiping and you have to get off the toilet to fetch a new roll from under the sink or wherever they are kept. Do you stand up to get a new roll and then go back to the toilet and sit back down or do you awkwardly walk in a crouching position so as to not fully stand up?
That has to be one of the most disgusting things I've read all day...and people are animals. I don't doubt it in the least.Back in high school I labored for a home remodeling company. We went into a house to fix some whateverthefuck. The home owner was a massive ham planet chick who smelled like cat food and regret. One of the carpenters walks up to me and said "go take a piss". I'm like...wtf. He says "just do it". So he points me in the direction of the shitter and off I went. Against one of those old school radiators stood a cat pole. One of those carpeted things cats use to get their scratch on. However this cat pole was quite unique. Wrapped around it was layer after layer of toilet paper. Used toilet paper. A mound of shitty toilet paper wrapping the cat pole like a mummy. After composing ourselves we concluded that the fat tub of goo couldn't wipe herself so she'd wrap the pole then back into it like a dump truck unloading gravel. She didn't bother removing the last installment so it just kept getting bigger and bigger like a huge shitty onion.
Yes, it was probably somebody Asian, because people in Asia frequently squat to poop.She had said she wasn't sure ... but one time she was in the bathroom, thinking that she was alone, only to see someone in the stall next to her rustle around after doing their 'thang', saying she was Vietnamese. She had also seen shoe prints on the seat many times.
Are Vietnamese people all over the Country doing this to our seats???
Does this position provide a better, more satisfying, bowel movement?
I've heard that bidets make you cleaner than using toilet paper, and you save money by not buying anymore.I've actually been shopping around for a bidet ... I've become a bit guilt ridden over all of the tp usage and now I have a whole new brand of Catholic shame surrounding my doodies.
So I guess you could say, I'm an aspiring squirter.