I awkwardly walk.What if the toilet paper roll runs out mid wiping and you have to get off the toilet to fetch a new roll from under the sink or wherever they are kept. Do you stand up to get a new roll and then go back to the toilet and sit back down or do you awkwardly walk in a crouching position so as to not fully stand up?
That has to be one of the most disgusting things I've read all day...and people are animals. I don't doubt it in the least.Back in high school I labored for a home remodeling company. We went into a house to fix some whateverthefuck. The home owner was a massive ham planet chick who smelled like cat food and regret. One of the carpenters walks up to me and said "go take a piss". I'm like...wtf. He says "just do it". So he points me in the direction of the shitter and off I went. Against one of those old school radiators stood a cat pole. One of those carpeted things cats use to get their scratch on. However this cat pole was quite unique. Wrapped around it was layer after layer of toilet paper. Used toilet paper. A mound of shitty toilet paper wrapping the cat pole like a mummy. After composing ourselves we concluded that the fat tub of goo couldn't wipe herself so she'd wrap the pole then back into it like a dump truck unloading gravel. She didn't bother removing the last installment so it just kept getting bigger and bigger like a huge shitty onion.