Why the hell does it seem like when i get drunk my head turns to solid lead.
I mean I try to just lay it down on the nice comfortable hardwood table, or against the wall....or the floor, and it seems like an instaneous thing, BAM..slight pause..."ouch that fucking hurt!"
Like this one time when i was at my brother's apartment with some friends, and I was a little drunk...well a lot drunk (I had 15 beers in the process of about 2 maybe 2.5 hours) and i was outside leaning against his roomates car. I looked at the hood, and thought to myself "hey that looks like a nice place to lay down and stare at the sky." So somehow the idea i had in my head of
gracefully setting myself on the hood of the car turned into my skull plummeting full fledged into the hood face first.
In case you are wondering NO THIS DID NOT FEEL FUCKING GOOD!!!
I mean I try to just lay it down on the nice comfortable hardwood table, or against the wall....or the floor, and it seems like an instaneous thing, BAM..slight pause..."ouch that fucking hurt!"
Like this one time when i was at my brother's apartment with some friends, and I was a little drunk...well a lot drunk (I had 15 beers in the process of about 2 maybe 2.5 hours) and i was outside leaning against his roomates car. I looked at the hood, and thought to myself "hey that looks like a nice place to lay down and stare at the sky." So somehow the idea i had in my head of
gracefully setting myself on the hood of the car turned into my skull plummeting full fledged into the hood face first.
In case you are wondering NO THIS DID NOT FEEL FUCKING GOOD!!!