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If nothing else, this list is at least good for a laugh
you gotta love these guys, The Personal Choice Party:
they even have a kewl logo:Personal Choice asserts that everyone has free agency and individual rights. Personal Choice expresses the philosophy of live and let live. Personal Choice demands that, as long as I am not hurting anyone else, only I have the right to choose how I spend my time, my wealth, my life, my honor.
The preamble of the party's constitution states:
The purpose of government is to prevent us from harming others and to prevent others from harming us. That is all we should expect or allow government to do. It is not the job of government to stop us from harming ourselves, or to make us help others. That is our responsibility as individuals