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"All of a sudden"

Bibas

That's Illogical.
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Yeah, so um...i was in one of those big stores today(it's "Geant" - a french one), and as i walked down the paper towels, and toilet paper alley, i saw this :

"NEW Toilet Paper, Ultra-Soft with 4 layers, with the softness of silk, flower scent, pink color, with COMIC STRIP" ?!

Just...for fuck's sake...i mean...i know, that some of us, want to feel really good, but that's...well, that just a bit too much.

So, um, yeah. I've written a little poem-rant(???) about that thing .

I've been writting some stuff in english before, but my skill in using this language is not great, thus i was afraid to show anything, but hey. The worst thing that may happen will be your "booooo" 's :p So, here.



"All of a sudden"



I've got a pink toilet paper - in my bathroom.
What should I think of it ? Trully, I don't know.
But as I gazed at the strange colored thing,
All of a sudden - there was this smell.
And I had fell...covered by the paper wing.

Oh tell me please, the truth I seek :
Why should one really care about,
the scent of his t.paper, he moves in, and out ?

Oh,oh,oh, oh my !
There's a pink t.paper hanging on the side,
it smells of flowers, it smells of daisies !
What sickness is that, I ask you ladies ?

Oh,oh,oh, oh my !
There's a pink t.paper hanging on the side,
it have a sea scent, it have a breeze scent !
What the hell is that, I ask you gents ?

So tell me please, what should I do ?
The green, and orange paper, hangs there too !
It is just so hard to think, or say, why,
they just choose the weirdest one to buy !

Oh,oh,oh, oh my !
There's a pink t.paper hanging on the side,
it smells of flowers, it smells of daisies !
What sickness is that, I ask you ladies ?

Oh,oh,oh, oh my !
There's a pink t.paper hanging on the side,
it have a sea scent, it have a breeze scent !
What the hell is that, I ask you gents ?

Perphaps it is the lack of time to check,
what they choose and what they snatch,
from the blessed shelves of wal-mart store,
'cause it's really good, as long it's soft.

Oh hell, I don't really know.
Why don't you tell me, please ?

Oh,oh,oh, oh my !
There's a pink t.paper hanging on the side,
it smells of flowers, it smells of daisies !
What sickness is that, I ask you ladies ?

Oh,oh,oh, oh my !
There's a pink t.paper hanging on the side,
it have a sea scent, it have a breeze scent !
What the hell is that, I ask you gents ?

So here I am, nothing changed, still -
the pink t.paper hangs there and consumes my will.
Memories, dreams, thoughts, and more...
leaving the distant smell of sea shore,
flowers, and...NOOO !
 

Bibas

That's Illogical.
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Well...there's one who like it. Then there's still hope ;)
Thanks Diz :thumbsup: