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almost got shot

bait

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fucking me and 2 good buds went drinking on 1 of my buds birthday. we get a little buzz off a 60 of tequilla and after playing teh guy game for PS2, we decide to go out and wreak some havoc. we go to the dollar store in the mall and one of my buds goes, "We need those!!" poitning to some cap guns. couple minutes latter we are outside teh store firing cap guns and acting like mafia thugs or something. we go inside teh mall looking for a place to eat with teh cap guns tucked in our back pockets. some stupid fuck must've called teh cops on us. couple minutes latter we are walking from the mall to a pizza place, when we see a cop car in the parking lot. we keep on walking and we are almost out of the lot when I hear a screech of tires and a "Freeze". I turn around and raise my hands in the air and I assume thats what my buds do, I cant see em cause IM at the front. One of the cops (the asshole of teh bunch) tells me to take five steps towards him and kneel down so I do exactly that. At that time I couldn't see but apparently more cops that we hadn't seen came from behind and took down my two buds. So anyways, the asshole cop tells me to lie down on the paved road. I do it. Then he tells me to spread my arms and slowly move em behind my back (this is where he fucks up because that is where my "gun" is) so as my hands move slowly towards my back I hear: "Stop STOP STOP OR I WILL SHOOT" my hands shot up immediately and he grabbed em. Then he did the gay ass search, cuffed me and put me in the cruiser, each of us in a seperate car. after like fucking debating shit for half an hour they let us go after confiscating our cap guns and after the asshole cop tells me he came within an inch of ending my life with a 9mm through the old skull up top.

suffice it to say I was pretty much sober after that was through. I got smashed latter haha.
 

JLXC

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What a fucking loser cop. "Put your hands behind your back... wait Stop or I'll shoot!" WTF is that? I'm glad you're not another statistic of Oops, sorry, killed an innocent guy, whoops!
 

JusDoodln'

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Haha, cool story. crazy shit - but at least it'll be something to tell the grandkids about.
 

Mock

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I feel sorry for your English instructor, Bait.
 

ReiMeishin

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Stay away from booze. You obviously do not have control of the logic part of your brain when you drink, and you obviously did not have anyone to be sober for the night to make sure you didn't do anything stupid. Do not get drunk.
 

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when me and my bro were kids, my dad got pulled over and held at gunpoint by a motorcycle cop.. he was riding side by side with my dad and looked in the back seat to see my brothers realistic cap gun in the back seat... my dad was a bit peeved when he got home :D
 

Hater808

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You know what really funny about this. Similar thing happened to me a few years back. This is the funny difference Our guns look and felt like guns. They were imitation beebee guns that were ment to look like a gun. Better yet we were on a military base. So you figure we get held by an m16 right? A dude strolls up in regular clothing gets us in a group by flashing a badge looked at the gun and said, play inside. I guess the Military police don't have power issues. That or thier used to that kind of thing. Sorry about the cop, sounds like an asshat.
 

Descent

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Hater808 said:
You know what really funny about this. Similar thing happened to me a few years back. This is the funny difference Our guns look and felt like guns. They were imitation beebee guns that were ment to look like a gun. Better yet we were on a military base. So you figure we get held by an m16 right? A dude strolls up in regular clothing gets us in a group by flashing a badge looked at the gun and said, play inside. I guess the Military police don't have power issues. That or thier used to that kind of thing. Sorry about the cop, sounds like an asshat.
Airsoft responsibly, dude. The last thing I want is a ban. I love it to death.

My extra mag for my G36c just came today and God damn, it looks sick when bolted it onto it's bretherin. Speed loader, bitch.
 

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its a dark day when a mad scientist cant have a weapon of mass destruction...

I know brother.... I carry a vile of anthrax around with me at all time..... for duck hunting...

- Futurama... Farnsworth having a conversation with NRA rep..
 

Icarus

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A few of my friends were playing airsoft in their front yard when a cop car drove by. The cops jumped out of the car yelling "FREEZE, DROP THE WEAPONS!" They were all handcuffed and made to lie face down on the asphalt, with guns trained on them, before the cops figured out they were airsoft guns. The kids were apologized to and released, but not before 3 of them cried like bitches :D
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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JLXC said:
What a fucking loser cop. "Put your hands behind your back... wait Stop or I'll shoot!" WTF is that? I'm glad you're not another statistic of Oops, sorry, killed an innocent guy, whoops!
cops are so dumb, similar things happen here, remember guns are illegal, so 95% of the time people who are apperently getting weapons, get tackled, then get charged for walking around with capguns,
 

hoffy

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lol reminds me of da time me and some mates went to a country party. after we had drunk our way through like 3 cartons of beer and 3 or so bottles of vodka and bourban we were feelin kinda destructive lol so ma mates goes to tha back of his truk and gets out a and huge box of fireworks. so i think you can gess what happened next lol . the cops come round and start sayin shit about illegal fireworks and arresting people untill ma mate wips out his pryrotechnics license lol so we got off with a drunkin disorder fine lol :thumbsup:
 

Billybob

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today while I was riding the (short) bus, we stoed at a red light. There were two crusers parked in a parking lot perpinduclar to us. Some of the kids started to yell obscenties at the cops. (Pigs want some bacon? Oink, oink. etc) all of a sudden, over the intercom, we heard a voice saying "I heard that, you want me to drive you to school?" They were scared shitless. just odd that the cops can hack the school bus intercom.
 
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They can't hack the intercom dimwit, they probably had a megaphone or something. Or they could have said it over the bus drivers radio.
 

void

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don't tell him that.. let him think cops can do magic..