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Alright, so this one time.....

realityhauntsme

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It was sophomore year and I had massive acne. I was the ass of every joke to this one guy named Lukas. He would make fun of everything from the clothes I wear to my acne encrusted face. One day his friend told me in a joking manner that his dad died. I asked him how and he told me laughingly that he was shot by a gangster. At the time I thought he was joking. I said it really loud and he got really pissed off. Little did I know that the story was actually the truth. His friend then whispered to me that it was the truth, and, after all he had done to me, I still apologized, and was genuine about it :mfinger: . He then begun to throw a tantrum and started screaming really loud about how ugly I am, he EVEN said that they could make money squeezing oil from my zit infested face, so I told him, say one more word and I'll slap you like the bitch you are. He did, and I clocked him pretty damn hard. There I was standing there after having punched this bitch in the face and the best thing he can do is walk away. I think it's all over and walk to my next class, health, and Lukas happens to be in at the same period. Ha-ha, you should have seen his face, a bruise in the shape of my fist, it was great. Anyways so I go to sit down and distance myself from him for safety. About half way in the class someone says my name, I turn around and the cheap ass punches me straight in the fucking nose. It was fucking great. My nose was bleeding all over the place; blood even flew onto the chick that was sitting next to me :p . We both got escorted to the office and the faggot is ACTUALLY blaming me for the whole thing. The principle sits me down in one office and him in the other. She begins questioning him, and I can hear the whole thing because he's crying extremely loud, telling him how I tortured him about his dead father, fucking retarded. They get to me and I explain it in crystal clear honesty. In the end they end up sending us both home, and as I was sitting in the office I clearly remembering the principle telling his mom that she should take him to a psychologist.awsome
 

bnccoder

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Shit happens, I would beat his ass for the cheap shot next time you see him.
 

realityhauntsme

some kinda yogurt ay?
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Wish I could

:thumbsdn: But I havent seen him since I moved.
bnccoder said:
Shit happens, I would beat his ass for the cheap shot next time you see him.
 
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I hate liers, and I hate people who take cheap shots even more. The dude was ovbiously having a bad day because his dad died or whatever. Anyway, glad he got told to go to get "mental help". Ovbiously has anger problems!
 

hazard

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couldnt have handled the situation better myself, relish this vicory man
 

blkrose4evr

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realityhauntsme said:
It was sophomore year and I had massive acne. I was the ass of every joke to this one guy named Lukas. He would make fun of everything from the clothes I wear to my acne encrusted face. One day his friend told me in a joking manner that his dad died. I asked him how and he told me laughingly that he was shot by a gangster. At the time I thought he was joking. I said it really loud and he got really pissed off. Little did I know that the story was actually the truth. His friend then whispered to me that it was the truth, and, after all he had done to me, I still apologized, and was genuine about it :mfinger: . He then begun to throw a tantrum and started screaming really loud about how ugly I am, he EVEN said that they could make money squeezing oil from my zit infested face, so I told him, say one more word and I'll slap you like the bitch you are. He did, and I clocked him pretty damn hard. There I was standing there after having punched this bitch in the face and the best thing he can do is walk away. I think it's all over and walk to my next class, health, and Lukas happens to be in at the same period. Ha-ha, you should have seen his face, a bruise in the shape of my fist, it was great. Anyways so I go to sit down and distance myself from him for safety. About half way in the class someone says my name, I turn around and the cheap ass punches me straight in the fucking nose. It was fucking great. My nose was bleeding all over the place; blood even flew onto the chick that was sitting next to me :p . We both got escorted to the office and the faggot is ACTUALLY blaming me for the whole thing. The principle sits me down in one office and him in the other. She begins questioning him, and I can hear the whole thing because he's crying extremely loud, telling him how I tortured him about his dead father, fucking retarded. They get to me and I explain it in crystal clear honesty. In the end they end up sending us both home, and as I was sitting in the office I clearly remembering the principle telling his mom that she should take him to a psychologist.awsome
nice job. :thumbsup: as soon as i read the title, i knew this would be good!
 

wootness

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should of gave him blue balls so he cant breed other little smart asses.
 

morelos

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wootness said:
should of gave him blue balls so he cant breed other little smart asses.
take it from me: all the blueballing in the world won't stop a guy from getting girls pregnant.
 

HatedOne216

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thats some crazy shit man, but he got what he deserved i guess. even if he didnt, karmas a bitch. he will in due time.
 

JLXC

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Good job! I wish I would have done that more when I had the chance, I let too many things slide and have some issues from that. I'm glad he got what was coming to him, and you gave it to him!
 

wootness

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morelos said:
take it from me: all the blueballing in the world won't stop a guy from getting girls pregnant.

chop his balls of then?