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Icarus

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Prozac makes the world go round,
beyond that I couldn't tell you,
If you looked from China the roots would
grow up and the trees would grow down,
I've got my flashcards ready,
highlight my liiiiiiife,

The rent keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up
The rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up

Fork and spoon jump over the moon,
and the cow runs away,
it's all backwards today,
I promised the moon and I gave you the stars,
but you ran away,
but I guess that's okay,
But no one ever told me wearing a suit jacket during a full moon could turn me into a weeeeeeerewoooooolf,

And the rent keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
The rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up

Sleep darling,
pull so gently on my heartstrings,
a warm glass of milk and oatmeal are waiting,
spotlights and stages and bad boys are calling,
read me a bedtime story,
read me a bedtime story,

And the rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
And the rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up

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A song I wrote for a friend...
 

Icarus

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Wrote another one, called "The Fall of Ohhndrea"

Lamps don't let out light,
they suck in dark,
a CD rack holds more every day,
Man the weather's nice this time of year,
The cup's empty but the cupholder's full,
I wrestled with my pad and my pen,
buffalo nickels are giving me looks,
my webcam has a hole in its lense,
NEW SOLITAIRE HIGHSCORE

Too much coffee, too many braincells,

My zipper's stuck,
I guess I should curb it,
there's patio furniture in the pool,
8 ball corner pocket,
1 hour photo pays the bills,
the trash can's knocked over and the microwave broke,
Does he mean it?
The accident shouldn't be spoken of,

too much coffee, too many braincells

Sharpen my pencil young lad!
That goddamn secretary would make you breakfast!
Get out of my office!
Massages for fat people,
Happy days for fair ladies,
Filing cabinet on my foot,
Donuts for the happy people

Too much coffee, Too many braincells


bridge: YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME, YOUVE GOTTA BELIEVE ME... THE GODAMN RENT'S STUCK IN THE POOL

Too much coffee Too many braincells. *fades out*
 

DIZNUTS

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hehehe
 

dustinzgirl

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Icarus said:
Prozac makes the world go round,
beyond that I couldn't tell you,
If you looked from China the roots would
grow up and the trees would grow down,
I've got my flashcards ready,
highlight my liiiiiiife,

The rent keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up
The rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up

Fork and spoon jump over the moon,
and the cow runs away,
it's all backwards today,
I promised the moon and I gave you the stars,
but you ran away,
but I guess that's okay,
But no one ever told me wearing a suit jacket during a full moon could turn me into a weeeeeeerewoooooolf,

And the rent keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
The rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up

Sleep darling,
pull so gently on my heartstrings,
a warm glass of milk and oatmeal are waiting,
spotlights and stages and bad boys are calling,
read me a bedtime story,
read me a bedtime story,

And the rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
And the rent just keeps going up,
and it keeps going up,
and it keeps going up

-----------------

A song I wrote for a friend...

wow, that is wierd. my rent is going up, I cant find any spoons in this entire house, and my daughters name is amanda, who likes warm milk at night...

are you spying on us icky?


This is really, really good, by the way.

as for the second one, um, its kind of like the stuff people write when they are wired, but its ok.
 

Icarus

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dustinzgirl said:
wow, that is wierd. my rent is going up, I cant find any spoons in this entire house, and my daughters name is amanda, who likes warm milk at night...

are you spying on us icky?


This is really, really good, by the way.

as for the second one, um, its kind of like the stuff people write when they are wired, but its ok.
It's not supposed to be good. :)

Just dicking around. My friend got it, which is what's important.
 

screwy

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I fucking hate poetry, but I actually enjoyed this. Good job. :thumbsup:
 

LiberatioN

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The only reason you hate it is cuz it got you banned from wtf.com
:rotflmao:

Good stuff Icky. Although I don't get some of the inside jokes, I can tell there's alot of good stuff within these lyrics. :thumbsup:
 

screwy

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I said I liked it.

OMGHAPPYSAD​