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Another Awaken thread, but this time it's fun!

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Easty

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so the idea here is to give your best flame about awaken in a poetic form.

Eastside said:
you annoy me,
you are done.
sit the fuck down
and shut up, son.
Eastside said:
anybody else wanna take this one?
bashing on your bitch ass is really fun.
you should die for being you,
and suck satans cock, too.
throw some out! :thumbsup:
 
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This thread is the pits
It gives me the shits
This thread isn't fun
and now it is done.

/thread
 

Easty

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Awaken's in here
He's so fucking queer
This thread is not done
It's meant to be fun
 

Boycott

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Eastside said:
Awaken's in here
He's so fucking queer
This thread is not done
It's meant to be fun

Or how about we throw some back at you, Eastside?

You think you're clever?
Rhyming, ranting, funny, never.
Look how long I've been a member
But your E-peen I will sever.
 

Easty

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boycott's a fag
his mouth i should gag
no one cares how long you been member
hell, i signed on just after december
 

Noob

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eastside likes wearing shorts
short shorts
so short
that it turns gay guys on.
 

Boycott

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Eastside said:
boycott's a fag
his mouth i should gag
no one cares how long you been member
hell, i signed on just after december

Who cares about January?
I sure don't, you faggot fairy
Your flames are precontemporary
Its a man who you will marry.
 

Easty

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that i'll give props to

boycott's a punk
his band is junk
he wants to be a star
but he wont go far
 
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Eastside is a prep
he's obsessed with his rep.
Try something funny
Or I'll eat you like a bunny.
You're ever so lame
I don't like this game
Another thread about me
They're all just the same.
 

bigck3000

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Boycott's letting the gay jokes fly
I'm thinking he letting them slip on the sly
Awaken you should go see him about some a/s/l
I hear its easy on the internet to get some tail.
 

Easty

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awaken came back
he likes man sack
hes a dick sucker
and a pig fucker
his life has no point
he'll get raped in the joint
hes mistaken, this is fun
he really doesnt know, but hes my son
 

Janglenut

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What the fuck dot com,
Filled with faggots
whining for their mom;
making themselves look like maggots.
Jangle will cut them down
as they frown
fuck them and this ghey poem shit
it will just end in a bit.


Fuck this. I'm done with the poem
You all shall find this bitch as now'em
 
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bigck3000 said:
Boycott's letting the gay jokes fly
I'm thinking he letting them slip on the sly
Awaken you should go see him about some a/s/l
I hear its easy on the internet to get some tail.
I can not rhyme
this one time.
The name bigck3000
Deserves a poundin'
A poem like this
is not a dis
it's too lame
to give me any fame
now, Big, tell me
Who's your daddy?
 

Boycott

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bigck3000 said:
Boycott's letting the gay jokes fly
I'm thinking he letting them slip on the sly
Awaken you should go see him about some a/s/l
I hear its easy on the internet to get some tail.

What you heard is Oh So Wrong
I'm into the tits and thongs
Girls with asses, and the blondes
I don't dig your little shlong.
 

Easty

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this is great
we all got beef
i really hate
when awaken would queef
im really just sick of his shit
on every single thread
ill be done here in a bit
probably when im dead.
 

Boycott

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Eastside said:
this is great
we all got beef
i really hate
when awaken would queef
im really just sick of his shit
on every single thread
ill be done here in a bit
probably when im dead.

Dead? You already got owned.
A hypothetical dumpster is where you got thrown,
You admitted, and props were given
Over your face my car was driven.
 
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Eastside said:
this is great
we all got beef
i really hate
when awaken would queef
im really just sick of his shit
on every single thread
ill be done here in a bit
probably when im dead.
Eastside, you suck
What the fuck?
Your poems don't rhyme
they're filled with your grime.
If you are going to flame
get with the game
do it right
i want a good fight.
Meh thinks these suck shit
and he's got it.
Why don't you just quit?
 

Noob

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Eastside gave me neg rep.
Just because my rhymes are the best.
It's obvious to see
It's burning rage and jealously
So I'll just neg rep him back.

:rotflmao:
 
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What is this shit about rep?
Bring it up a step.
Is that all you can do,
Skitchy Poo?
I've seen better flames
in video games.
Laughing is nice
work is the price.
try thinking more
you masturbator
 

Easty

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what do you mean they dont rhyme?
they did every other line.
do better shit with your time.
naughtygirl's fine.
awaken, you bomb
worse than sadaam
how's life in the slums?
quit blabbin your gums
 
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