another lame newbie post

[crazyshannon]

Since it seems no one will talk to me unless I start one of these shithole threads, here we are. No wonder you have 2,000 registered users but only 50 a day show up, and you've got one chick who's written like 4% of the whole board anyway. I try to write something and get involved and people send me back to this forum? Is this some kind of initiation? Do I need to lick someone's balls now? Fuckers.

crazyshannon

 

[BRiT]

Actually, we continually have well over 130 users show up each and every day...

Anyways, officialy F U!

 

[Pachyderm]

I never posted on a newbie board and I joined the other day...maybe they don't know that....who's the chick who post 4%?...I post a lot..

 

[Sod]

i have yet to see one of these "Welcome Wagon" threads be posted with the absence of the word "fuck"

anyway, welcome aboard my fellow FUCKER

 

[crazyshannon]

Brit - okay have it your way; it's still less than 7% return.

Pachyderm - the chick is Kitana.

Sod - thanks.

 

[MaxPower]

OK. If I give you a big Fuck You and a welcome, can we all get back to our lives?

 

[Unforgiven]

OK. If I give you a big Fuck You and a welcome, can we all get back to our lives?

no. make me some cookies.

 

[crazyshannon]

Tell you what Maxpower - you can have your welcome and your life. I'll take the cookies.

 

[BRiT]

There's lies, damned lies, and then there's statistics.

J and I have talked about this numerous times. We have no idea why the fuck anyone ever returns to the site. Honestly. What is it that people see here that drives them to return? It certainly isn't stimulating or even entertaining discussions. Why have you returned?

 

[crazyshannon]

Brit - I found 'your' site by simply typing wtf.com and I imagine that this is where you get a great lot of your traffic from. The chances of someone who randomly types this also being interested in an exclusive-seeming miscellaneous ranting forum is very slim but clearly holds enough interest for the relatively hassle-free signup. A couple posts to the newbie forum, maybe a shot in a debate which leads to a hard slam, and . . . well it's just not a welcoming situation. I recommend bringing in more porn if you want to increase returning visitors.

I came back because I broke my ankle a month ago and am off work with nothing better to do. Some of the conversations are interesting. I will probably post frequently over the next two weeks until my cast comes off, then slowly dwindle into inactivity.

 

[deus_ex_machina]

i know this is off the topic but what the hell does rep power mean?

 

[Descent]

I'll tell you why I return to this site. It has all the makings of a great forum. Wonderful layout, nice people (sometimes) and less rules than other forums. Rules suck. Whenever somebody says "No bad language" on a forum (or a game server), I just up and leave. The internet revolves around free speech, and freedom of expression. If you can't take any of that, than you are the total antithesis of Net culture and you should get your slimy, old, wrinkled ass off the net, because if the net was censored, it would be no fun.

 

[BRiT]

Porn is not always the solution. Though it can be a good distraction for some.

Shame about your ankle. I hope it heals quickly and you're able to get some quality riding in before the weather turns to shit. Though I would hope that you continue to use and enjoy the forums afterwards.

 

[deus_ex_machina]

ok....wtf does that have to do with what they were talking about?

 

[deus_ex_machina]

oh! i dint see that! i am an agitated poster! thats so.......boring......i want to be cooler than that...

 

[MaxPower]

Tell you what Maxpower - you can have your welcome and your life. I'll take the cookies.

Alright! If I make you all some cookies, then can I go out for dinner and drinks?

 

[crazyshannon]

Maxpower - no, I changed my mind again. Keep the cookies; bring the drinks here.

Brit - you're right. Sometimes a better solution is free porn. Or free lesbian porn.

deus - rep power is cool points. You can choose to "vote" by a person's coolness. For instance, Maxpower here has more cool points than me, which means he is an elitest [---censored for B&T content]. The reason why he is so willing to bake me cookies is because he secretly wants my votes. To vote for me, click on the checkmark/X icon in the top right corner of this post.

 

[Sod]

way to ruin a thread guys i give you an e for effort

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

Since it seems no one will talk to me unless I start one of these shithole threads, here we are. No wonder you have 2,000 registered users but only 50 a day show up, and you've got one chick who's written like 4% of the whole board anyway. I try to write something and get involved and people send me back to this forum? Is this some kind of initiation? Do I need to lick someone's balls now? Fuckers.

crazyshannon

that chick would that be kit or dustinz, they are our main femail ranters here( not for geting you BRiT

 

[CopyLifted]

I thought this was another rant about MrNewbies lame posts....