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notquiteshane

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Simple instructions: answer the question of the post before you and ask a question for the next poster.

Ask whatever question you want and give whatever answer you wish to give. I'll start.

Why am I so gay?
 

MadHatterMad

a.k.a. ZoeMonster
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You are gay because you have every season of Murder She Wrote on DVD.

Why does cheese melt?
 

notquiteshane

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Cheese melts because I'm just that gay.

Why did they stop putting toys in cereal boxes?
 

MadHatterMad

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Because the Count Chocula toys were infested with STD's.

Does Captain Crunch eat Captain Crunch?
 

TFO

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Of course not he knows what mind controlling chemicals they put in it.


Why do we eat with our hands and not our feet?
 

notquiteshane

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We eat with our hands because, if we ate with our feet, we would eat our feet because they taste so god damn good. God, I love the taste of my feet.

Why did the urbadickhead cross the road?
 

TFO

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#7
So he could get to the taterz.


Why do the good die young?
 

MadHatterMad

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Because to much good would off-set the balance of good/evil in the world thus creating a catastrophic vortex sucking the entire universe into a void.

Why is it Dr. Noob's medical advice never works?
 

turetz

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Because he's a teenager from Michigan, in England, apparently.

Who will be the new mod?
 

notquiteshane

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I hope I'm not the new mod.

Who will be the new President of the United States, and why?
 

bockscar

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Obama. He says he's not running, but I think it's an example of the Kansas City Shuffle.

Why does it hurt to get kicked in the balls? I mean really?
 

TFO

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Because all of a man's sensitivity is stored in his balls.

Why don't people bathe regularly?
 

MadHatterMad

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#14
Because the Cottonelle ladies can't knit sweaters that small.

What goes up must come down...what comes down then must go up?
 

steelasp

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Because the Cottonelle ladies can't knit sweaters that small.

What goes up must come down...what comes down then must go up?
Yes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 

MadHatterMad

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A wood chuck can't chuck wood...so none.

What's more horrifying...Barbara Streisand or Ricky Lake?
 

steelasp

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A wood chuck can't chuck wood...so none.

What's more horrifying...Barbara Streisand or Ricky Lake?
Barbara streisand.

And you cheated. I said if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood....
But anyway....


Uhm.....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? (note.... if you say three, I'm gonna brain ya....)
 

MadHatterMad

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It takes exactly 237 1/2 licks...I know...I took the time to count at the age of 11.

Eat the apple...fuck the core. What happens when you eat the core? Do you fuck the apple?
 

steelasp

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It takes exactly 237 1/2 licks...I know...I took the time to count at the age of 11.

Eat the apple...fuck the core. What happens when you eat the core? Do you fuck the apple?
Apple seeds sprout in your belly and a tree grows up out of your mouth.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 

notquiteshane

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Depends on whether it's carrying coconuts or not.

Why am I so amazing?