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In Milton Lumky Territory by Phillip K. Dick

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Voices of the Fire by Alan Moore (make it past the first chapter and it gets much better, trust me)


Have you read a book more than once and what was it?
 

-=iNsANe=-ADJ

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The Last Ogre (as far as I know, it has been released in Europe only). It is a novel about racism, war and starvation seen through the metaphorical world of the fantasy genre.

Have you read a book that you regret to?
 
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Of Mice and Men. That book depressed the heck out of me and at the time I wished I hadn't read it. I think I was 14... I don't regret it anymore.

Have you seen a movie that you think is better than the book?
 

Loki-In-A-Box

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Is there such a movie? :confused:

What sucks worse: Having to cook the dinner yourself but no leftovers to worry about, or having so many leftovers that you'll have to freeze some and burn yourself out on the rest from eating so much before it goes bad?
 

Loki-In-A-Box

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A slimmer waistline and a peaceful passing by of the holidays with my beloved and no one else. :meh:


If you could get away with any "holiday prank" with no consequence, what would it be, and who would you do it to? Details would be nice. :)
 

skroo'd

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I would serve non alcoholic drinks on New Year's Eve and see if people still acted drunk.

Are you re-gifting any gifts you received this year?
 

jujubee

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I think that could prove to be really funny./crude

--Uhm, no. I bought things like finger puppets for new parents and played with them with my kid first for days and unsuspecting party guests at receptions before I ever gifted them at all; I even found a Chicken Little and a robber dude, so we were all like, "and then the big bad rObber came!"lol-- Win/win (Omfg that was so funny!:D-Everyone loved our reenactments!/Major holiday highlight.)


What was one of your major holiday highlights thus far?
 

Loki-In-A-Box

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I got an ass-ton of K-cup coffees, so I'm happy up until about a week from now. :p Oh, and I got a Crock-Pot, so I can finally have that roast that's been in the freezer a while.

We've talked about highlights, so what was the shittiest part of the holiday for you?
 

skroo'd

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Having to leave @jujubee after spending not nearly enough time with her. The downside of the best part of my Christmas this year.

New Year brings change. What would you like to stay the same next year?
 
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OK I finally thought of something. I started connecting with my brother last year through IM which was a huge change from the norm and I hope that continues this year (I just realized I haven't talked to him for like the last 2 months and must be rectified)

Would you like to live in a tree house?
 

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OK I finally thought of something. I started connecting with my brother last year through IM which was a huge change from the norm and I hope that continues this year (I just realized I haven't talked to him for like the last 2 months and must be rectified)

Would you like to live in a tree house?
Yes but... how does the house look like?
 

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The one that in its own qualities embodies your primal fears.

Which part of the world you wouldn't want to live? Leave people/cultures/religions apart.




Totally dig the house btw...
 

jujubee

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Maybe Japan, they seem to get so many cataclysmic events, I wonder if they're going to sink into teh ocean one day, geesh, would I be nervous living there.lol. I dunno, though, really.



If you could magically meet and ever lunch with someone who ever helped shape your ideas or somehow left a big imprint on you, who might that be?--Meaning someone historical, famous or at least somehow known or notable. Meeting your Gramps or something wasn't what I was looking for.:)
 

TheRover

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The one that in its own qualities embodies your primal fears
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Its not a joke so don't lol… poodles are fucking unadulterated evil !!!

Jujubee it would be tea and cheesecake with winston churchill in the gardens of chartwell house

Would you chop your hand off for ten million pounds?
 

CoprophagousCop

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No. That is a lot of weight to lift, especially with one hand.

Which WTFer, whose has not posted in years, would you like to come back and why?
 

Billybob

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Billybob13 would be fun. I miss him.

What's the secret to making a good batch of cookies?
 

Swah

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Not telling you, you're too young to know.

Can you tell me which way the bus went?