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Because purple is the best donut eater.

Why is the rum always gone?
 

Billybob

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It's not dark, your eyes are just messed up.

How do people get away with wearing "property of" t shirts out in public when they're obviously thieves and should be arrested?
 
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A bunch of messed up assholes who forgot we had other candidates BESIDES Trumple And Hellery. Is there a easy,fast fix for a sore, maybe sprained neck? Serious question, reluctant to do a neck brace.
 
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Scooter

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Because chili is made with meat and spicy goodness. Fries are made from bland potatoes. The only reason they're good is because of deep frying in oil and sprinkling them with salt.

Is a Yu Darvish similar to a Whirling Dervish?
 

gumercules

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Without googling, I must assume so.

How do you pronounce Norbert Wiener's name? I had a surprisingly hard time finding a definitive answer online.
 

Nocturnal_Folf

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Nor-bert Wie-ner? lol fuck if I know.

Why is society so politically correct nowadays to the point where you can't even speak your mind or joke around anymore without having to worry about offending someone?
 

CoprophagousCop

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People like to pretend to be the victim and feel butt hurt so others will pay attention to them. (No need to worry. Just assume you will offend someone.)

Would you rather drink a freshly opened bottle of warm soda or an ice cold bottle of soda that has gone flat?