Answer question, ask question

Piro

From appaled to applauding, controversy.
1,560
66
362
Dude, that's not a question. Statistically the worlds fav website is pornhub. Great if you like a bit of ransomware! Mine is wtf.com of course. Jason, brit, medal, please. I need validation 🥺

Talking of statistics, why do so many men get hemorrhoids?
 
  • 1Disagree
  • 1I Call Bullshit!
  • 1LOL
Reactions: 2 users

Vampire

Winged Emperor Of This Ghost Town
67
57
18
^I wasn't aware of that, but can't say I'm very surprised if that's actually true ('cuz sex sells).

As for your question, I'm not exactly sure, but I've heard that it can be due to excessive straining and such. Looked it up further right now and apparently heavy lifting, family history and even sitting on the toilet for too long can also be reasons.

What kind of automobile do you drive? (If any. If you don't drive, then what do you use to get around?).
 

Vampire

Winged Emperor Of This Ghost Town
67
57
18
To not make any New Year's Resolutions (since they don't ever really work for me).

I'll go ahead and ask the same question.
 

BeautifulSniper

Lovely and deadly
Premium
1,519
867
211
Squishy, little bastard was clingy, could have let me go.

If you could take back one thing, what would it be?
I wish I could take back some game purchases recently. I got some games, then subbed to Game Pass with the same games on them. Whatever. It's a learning experience I guess.

When is the last time your toilet got backed up?
 

beef_roller

The Pizza-Slinger
2,402
465
452
Actually, just yesterday. I hadn't gone in a couple days, and that thing was just one long turd... had to have taken up my entire colon. Had to force it back out using the lip of the plunger and bust it up :rotflmao:

Speaking of things getting busted, anyone have a sure fire method of taking care of a burst blood vessel in the nose without having to get it cauterized (hospitals here aren't dealing with you right now unless you have Covid)?
 

CoprophagousCop

I see a face when I look out my kitchen window.
Premium
2,801
2,757
357
What music did you listen to today (2021-2022)?
This sounds like the name of a thread.

Anyhow, I started my day by listening to a song by the New Radicals called "You Get What You Give". When I first heard this song, I mistakenly thought it was by the Rolling Stones. Then I listened to bunch of songs from the same era (late 1990s, early 2000s) and then a few songs by the Rolling Stones. I finished with two versions of "Wild Horses", one by the Rolling Stones and one by Susan Boyle.

Why does @BeautifulSniper have a poop fetish? (You would think, given my user name ... Maybe BeautifulSniper should have my user name. Maybe "Yogurt" was a euphemism for poop.)
 
  • 1Like
  • 1Kill It With Fire
Reactions: 1 users

RebelBuddha

Rey de Currumpaw
11,001
5,615
637
Your mom. She's famous as fuck on only fans.

If a woodchuck had and could use a chainsaw, how much wood could a woodchuck cut if a woodchuck could cut wood?
 

CoprophagousCop

I see a face when I look out my kitchen window.
Premium
2,801
2,757
357
None. The woodchuck would be too busy boning your mom.

Why is the maturity level of the people who post in this thread so low?
 

RebelBuddha

Rey de Currumpaw
11,001
5,615
637
It's not too low, everyone here except for me is a highly intelligent super mature culturally aware independent xer that don't need no drastically different personalities that point out their mundane vapid banter.

What did you watch on Tic Tok last night?