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twofivekidd9

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Does anybody know of any good brothels, bordelos, whore houses, or fuck farms? It's my best friends 18th birthday friday.
 

Broken

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twofivekidd9 said:
Does anybody know of any good brothels, bordelos, whore houses, or fuck farms? It's my best friends 18th birthday friday.
Sod's cock plantation for the ladies, and Gottahurts PussyGalore for the men. They butt up to each other for easy carpooling. Be sure to stop by Broken's House of Lubeies and tubies.

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fuck I got nothing.. Never been to a whorehouse.
 

GottaHurt

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twofivekidd9 said:
Does anybody know of any good brothels, bordelos, whore houses, or fuck farms? It's my best friends 18th birthday friday.
Why not just go out and pick up some women. There's plenty of ready, willing and able women you can fuck, for free.
 

twofivekidd9

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GottaHurt said:
Why not just go out and pick up some women. There's plenty of ready, willing and able women you can fuck, for free.
Where? We are taking a road trip. Just give us a place.
 

GottaHurt

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twofivekidd9 said:
Where? We are taking a road trip. Just give us a place.
Fuckin' look around you, they're everywhere, but you have to actually walk up to them and talk to them first. You can't just stand there with your beef in your hand, drooling and fantasizing. They aren't just going to run up to you and drop their panties and spread just because you're staring at them. It does require a little finesse, and a little effort on your part to insure panty seperation.
 

otepsoul

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twofivekidd9 said:
Does anybody know of any good brothels, bordelos, whore houses, or fuck farms? It's my best friends 18th birthday friday.
like i said his b/f im thinking that it is you not your b/f
 

twofivekidd9

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otepsoul said:
noob lol you cant even get a girl.but some how the noob that i am i have one.
OMFG! Please read the thread before I lose brain cellls form your stupidity.
It's a road trip, my friend turned 18, our girlfriends don't know where we are planning on going. what are you supposed to do when you turn 18, buy a carton of ciggies? You fuckin moron.
 

otepsoul

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nah more like buy a pack of butts,get some lotto tickets buy porno,smoke a blunt get drunk. duhhh
 

twofivekidd9

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otepsoul said:
nah more like buy a pack of butts,get some lotto tickets buy porno,smoke a blunt get drunk. duhhh
We are skipping the porn and going to buy him a hooker while I gamble in a casino.
 

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twofivekidd9 said:
We are skipping the porn and going to buy him a hooker while I gamble in a casino.
dude says in your por your 17 what are you going to sneak into it.


also the 18 rule is buy porn butts and lotto tickets.
 

otepsoul

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heres the thing you dont have to sneak in there not going to card you.unless you look under 18