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Arab Suicides explained

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Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide.
Let's see now:

No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or
Penthouse, no Teazers,

No rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no
dancing, no music.

No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts
and braless beauties.

No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no
lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas.

Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats. Constant wailing from
the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant
wailing from the guy in the tower.

You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your
wife.

Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your
backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch
you
stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with your shi *
ty
hand.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel Dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
camel, but your camel has a better disposition.

Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27 virgins
and it all gets better!

So........... Nope....... No mystery here!